Straight, happily married 40-year-old parent living in Southport. Love building gunge tanks and messing around with mechanisms and electronics. Prefer thick, colourful gunge, like on House Party. My wife tolerates my gunge obsession, and quite likes a pie to the face, although we don't get much opportunity for mess these days! Very keen on one-piece clothing too. Thankfully, my lovely wife is too!

Have been on this forum for decades under a different, more anonymous username, know the place well.

I am here to share experiences and listen to others. I am up for a talking about stuff over a pint, but wouldn't be interested in getting messy with you.

I would love to produce non-sexual wam content for sale, because I think I understand what makes a great wam video and I'm sure I'd have no trouble finding willing models, but this feels like a crazy pipe dream at this point. My wife and I once seriously considered starting a gunge mail order company after bad experiences with one of the leading ones.