Name . . . Emily Anne Birchington-Pope

Location . . . SW1 – where else?

Age . . . if you have to ask darling then I’m not for you!

Birthday . . . 4th November

Star sign . . . Scorpio

Profession . . . oh, come on!!!

Marital status . . . very happily married

Height . . . 5'7" (170 cm)

Vital Statistics . . . 38A

Dress size . . . 12-14 UK

Panty size . . . 12-14 UK

Shoe size . . . 8 UK

Hair colour . . . Autumn leaves

Eye colour . . . brown

Muff . . . variable, from a neat bushy little mound to totally shaven

Favourite drink . . . wet pink gin / red wine

Favourite food . . . anything as long as I’m being treated

Favourite music . . . classical / jazz – particularly J S Bach, Olivier Messiaen, George Shearing

Favourite perfume . . . Obsession by day / Coco Chanel by night

Favourite colour . . . burgundy

Favourite hobby . . . having attention lavished upon me

Favourite sex position . . . any as long as I’m being satisfied

Weakness . . . showing off whenever and wherever I can

Sexual orientation . . . bi-girl thru & thru