Welcome to the mess. I'm a Bay Area Marine vet who lives for thick mud, slick slime, and gear that gets absolutely wrecked. From full-body WAM sessions to sports-gear chaos, tidal mud dives, tight suits, and whatever else I can cover myself in, you'll see me push it deeper, dirtier, and heavier every time. If you like bodies drenched, buried, coated, or completely unrecognizable under layers of mud and gunge… you're in the right place.