Wet Hot Mess Recipe

Join me in the bathroom as I whip up a gooey, yummy dessert that is sure to make a splosh! This is one of my most favorite recipes! It's the Moistest, most flavorful, Easy to make wet hot babe recipe ever. Everyone will want seconds!

Prep Time: 20 minutes Servings: 1 for everyone

Tips:

- Blue slime can be substituted for any color

- Willing babe that loves getting wet and messy will have the moistest result

- This can be made in an inflatable pool instead of a bath tub

Ingredients

1 Hot, willing chick, wearing a swimsuit, jewelry and full face of makeup

1 Can Shave Foam

1 Half Eaten Mini Strawberry Cake

1 Graham Cracker Pie Crust

1 C All Purpose Flour

96 oz Blue Home Made Slime

48 oz Hershey's, Genuine Chocolate Syrup, Fat Free

Instructions

Have hot babe complete the following:

Step 1: Hop in tub, wearing swimsuit

Step 2: Pour two pitchers of blue slime on her head and let it soak in until there is no dry hair left visible

Step 3: Crumble half a strawberry cake in her hands and place it on top of her head like a crown

Step 4: Squirt an entire bottle of chocolate syrup all over her head, face and body

Step 5: Make the giantest shave foam pie to ever exist in Wamverse and smash it onto her face

Step 6: Finally pour a cup of flour on top of her head for a floury, crumbly ridiculous finish

Cost to make: $57.23

Now you have a delicious, hot and messy, unforgettable dessert! Enjoy!