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Love you, tooI started filming as a part of solo self-explorations of my food fetish. Come to find out I'm an exhibitionist slut and a total WAM whore. I love messy, sweet, savory fake cum, yogurt, gunge, high socks, and nylons, but I'm always expanding what substances I use.
It's raw, genuine, horny hardcore fun. Your support helps fuel my fetish and gets reinvested into bigger messes and hopefully, one day, better equipment and bigger toys.
Writing is also important to me, so I hope you enjoy the descriptions along with the amateur videos.
It's raw, genuine, horny hardcore fun. Your support helps fuel my fetish and gets reinvested into bigger messes and hopefully, one day, better equipment and bigger toys.
Writing is also important to me, so I hope you enjoy the descriptions along with the amateur videos.
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Trailer from Converting to Pastafarianism Part 2
"Anal struggle, anal success, pasta, beans, and sardines"
Added 8/7/22
2,862 plays
labeled female, x-rated
Part 2/3 "Knowing His Noodly Appendages"
In this episode: Painal and things get really disgusting.
Excited from getting intimate with His savoriness in part one, I aim to feel Him more deeply by transmitting His energy through my big, black dildo straight into my mustard-encrusted cunt. I don't bother to take my clothes off. I don't bother to take my clothes off for the whole thing, including the panties.
In a trance, I pound my swollen pussy harder and harder while dumping a can of beans on my head and smothering my face with more noodly appendages. But I'm mean to myself, and I stop before I can cum from cuntal. For there is one orgasm harder than the rest, and that's the once-mythical assgasm. They were the unicorn of cums, the forbidden fruit I felt I almost reached so many times, but I know just how to find my spot now and thank the strippers in Heaven, and the strippers in Hell, and even the pirates on Earth for this resume-worthy skillset.
The only problem is that I used up most all the mayo I meant to save as lube in part one. The pasta also managed to absorb the other condiments. This leads to me screaming into a bowl of pasta while fucking my ass. I refuse to edit out the struggle. See my devotion to Him.
I once had a sexual partner complain, "Stop over-exaggerating and trying to sound like a pornstar." We are no longer sexual partners. Also, answer me this; how are you supposed to stay quiet while reaming your ass without stretching or enough lube? Eventually, with the help of a can of sardines and more mayo squeezed from the bottle, I'm in and I ride that sauced-up wave until I cum my brains out, sock-clad toes curled and all. I cum so hard that my body convulses with a visible aftershock after I start to regain my bearings.
Although, this is only the first cum. This is a Violet Vixen video, the clothes can't stay on til the end.
In this episode: Painal and things get really disgusting.
Excited from getting intimate with His savoriness in part one, I aim to feel Him more deeply by transmitting His energy through my big, black dildo straight into my mustard-encrusted cunt. I don't bother to take my clothes off. I don't bother to take my clothes off for the whole thing, including the panties.
In a trance, I pound my swollen pussy harder and harder while dumping a can of beans on my head and smothering my face with more noodly appendages. But I'm mean to myself, and I stop before I can cum from cuntal. For there is one orgasm harder than the rest, and that's the once-mythical assgasm. They were the unicorn of cums, the forbidden fruit I felt I almost reached so many times, but I know just how to find my spot now and thank the strippers in Heaven, and the strippers in Hell, and even the pirates on Earth for this resume-worthy skillset.
The only problem is that I used up most all the mayo I meant to save as lube in part one. The pasta also managed to absorb the other condiments. This leads to me screaming into a bowl of pasta while fucking my ass. I refuse to edit out the struggle. See my devotion to Him.
I once had a sexual partner complain, "Stop over-exaggerating and trying to sound like a pornstar." We are no longer sexual partners. Also, answer me this; how are you supposed to stay quiet while reaming your ass without stretching or enough lube? Eventually, with the help of a can of sardines and more mayo squeezed from the bottle, I'm in and I ride that sauced-up wave until I cum my brains out, sock-clad toes curled and all. I cum so hard that my body convulses with a visible aftershock after I start to regain my bearings.
Although, this is only the first cum. This is a Violet Vixen video, the clothes can't stay on til the end.
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