I've got a birthday cake but I want to make my own, I start mixing the butter and sugar together and accidentally flick it on my dress. The eggs and flour come next but I miss the bowl getting egg on my head. I soldier on and as I add more ingredients, I get more and more covered. I decide to take my dress off as I'm making such a mess and my lingerie gets just as messy. Frustrated that my cake isn't working, I take the pretty cake, sit on it and rub my face in it. I ended up not making the cake but looking like the cake.