I sing you "Happy Birthday" and help you blow out the candles while I'm completely naked! Rockin red lipstick and my hair up in pig tails, I tease your beautiful cake by hovering my bum over it before I sit in it, completely destroying the cake, and start rubbing it all over my body! You don't mind though, I'm sure it tastes better on me anyways. Craving more frosting I take out a container of pink strawberry frosting and a container of white buttercream frosting and start coating my hair, face, and body, with the delicious creamy goodness. I finish myself off by dumping a bunch of rainbow sprinkles all over my sticky face and body! Dont I look scrumptious?