Midwinter is approaching and cook has been busy preparing all the traditional dishes for an English country house feast. But somehow, someone managed to collect rather more eggs than cook needed, and even once all the possible storage places are filled, still there are eggs that need to be used up. What on earth can we do with them? Prudence, our smartly uniformed housekeeper, took it upon herself to answer that question, needless to say her uniform isn't going to stay smart for long!

And so the eggs start to crack, and Prudence's hair and uniform begin to suffer. She cracks four over her head, then a couple down the back of her dress, the fabric darkening where they've slid down inside, and then the rest go into the front of the dress. She's an apron round her waist but has deliberately not pulled it too tight, so very soon there's scrambled raw egg flowing down inside and dripping onto the floor between her shapely legs, in their black leather boots.

Well, that's the eggs accounted for, but oh look, there's lots and lots of beans, including a full bucket of them!

Prudence's boots, dress, and hair all get the treatment, and she ends up writhing about on the floor in all the spilled beans.

And then we hose her down, still in her dress and boots. Towards the end she takes her apron off, the wet dress clinging beautifully as the water flows down it.

Oh what a lovely mess!

Technicals: Both videos are silent. Prudence cracks eggs and, later pours beans, over her head, and gets her hair fairly well covered, but keeps her face clear. The main focus of the scene is on dress filling and covering, which she does very thoroughly, she also gives her black leather boots a good coating of both eggs and beans. The hosedown video sees Prudence get completely drenched, including water down the inside of her dress front and back. Note the trailer is size reduced and heavily compressed for fast loading, the main videos are much higher quality.