Pie-lover since I can remember...I've been very lucky to have several relationships with women who embraced (or at least tolerated) my pie/pantyhose/feet fetish...was married once, to a petite brunette who I pied A LOT...Mack Sennett should be on Mount Rushmore, even if he was Canadian...I CANNOT FATHOM how Soupy Sales loved pie-throwing, but wouldn't pie women!?...frozen Banquet cream pies (thawed for several hours) are my favorite splat-bombs ever...someone at Banquet Foods ought to be shot for making the decision not to produce them anymore...as a person who has visited Winnipeg many times over the years, it is my opinion that McCain brand frozen cream pies are NOT the best pies you can buy in Canada...Safeway brand ones are even better...If you long to find a woman willing to take pies in the face, be patient...they ARE out there!