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"Wet Clothes Make the Man"
Something different from our muddy friend this time. All dressed up and sporting a new moustache, he spends a little time mixing a shake for himself. Being naturally clumsy, he spills the pink shake all over his shirt. Trying to remove the stain, he steps into the shower fully-clothed, which results in a bit of wet mayhem and he slips and slides. Other than the shake, there's not any mess in this vid, but worth the price if you like your men in wet clothes.

TonyA 3/10/24
"Another Muddy Adventure"
Once again our friend takes to the woods for a walk. Dressed smartly although perhaps inappropriately for strolling through a muddy area, he gets stuck pretty quickly. Trying to extricate himself from the muck, he repeatedly face plants, ultimately covering himself completely. Finally he strips down to his underwear, and we can see how the muck has now covered his entire body. The numerous face plants are great--a separate file is included with just those plants--and the mud is of excellent quality. The visuals quality is very good, with even a touch of unintentional humor involving a misdirected shoe. A solid purchase for anyone interested in clothed outdoor muddy adventures.

TonyA 1/30/24
"A Very Muddy Stroll"
While strolling through the woods one day, our explorer all smartly decked out comes across a large muddy ditch which he must cross. His crossing does not go well, as first his shoes then the front of his ensemble get covered in mud. Trying to extricate himself only makes matters worse until he covered head to toe, with lots of falls into the much. The camerawork is very good and clear, and the mud is perfect, just deep enough for coverage and a lovely grayish color. One of the best solo male mud scenes I've seen in awhile, and a must-have for anyone who loves to see young guys get their clothes all muddy.

TonyA 1/6/24
"Never Wear a Suit While Baking"
Something different from our friend Mudadventurer. In his somewhat barren kitchen, he decides to do some baking while all dressed up in a nice suit and tie. Sans apron, a bit of the yellow batter splashes on his suit, and trying to clean it off only makes things worse. Realizing after a while that the batter against his clothes and skin is somewhat erotic, he takes handfuls and smears it all over. Naturally some of the batter, both vanilla and chocolate, go over his head, and there's even plenty filling his shoes which he then puts back on. Collapsing on the kitchen floor, Mudadventurer concludes like we want him to, with a spectacular shot (even in slo-mo) for a great finish. There's even a circular storyline, with the first shot now repeated but covered in batter. Clever, with a bit of a story rather than a simple dump of mess all over the suit. Anyone into messy suits, shoes, or even kitchen skits will love this one.

TonyA 9/29/23
"A Personal Best!"

Download: Coastal Mud
Mudadventurer has regaled us with many great videos in the past years, but this recent one is certainly one of the best of the lot. Our young mudder is all dressed up in a nice suit when he attempts to cross a seemingly innocent patch of mud. He missteps soon and finds himself backwards in the soft rich mud. He regains his footing, but the slippery sticky goo catches him again and down he goes. Almost completely covered by now, he then takes a header into the mud and becomes fully covered. Not willing to waste an opportunity, he strips off most of his clothes before spending some time jerking off. Excellent clear and steady footage throughout, so nothing is missed. Definitely a must-have for any mud video collection.

TonyA 8/5/23
"Excellent white clay action"

Download: Clay Creatures
Although there are plenty of good mud/clay videos available, Clay Creatures is in a class by itself. The set is the first thing to strike the viewer--a large white clay pit under a geodesic dome. Alexxx starts the action by slithering head first into the pit, completely covering himself, then grabbing handfuls to slather all over himself. After a bit he's joined by his longhaired friend who first gets a facefull of the clay before also dipping his whole head under. The boys spend the rest of the video stroking themselves and each other until finally Alexxx wraps up the session with a long solo stroking. Camera work is excellent, with long and close shots, with no awkward editing breaks--very smooth filming throughout. A must have video (at a great price) for anyone interested in clay action and/or longhair gungings.

TonyA 9/6/21
"A Must-Have Messy Hair Video"
If you like your guys with messy hair, this video is for you! Young Hunter gets initiated into the world of wam by his friend Alex, with six creamy pies straight to the head, although not all at once (always best to take one's time). Hunter really seems to enjoy himself, covering not only every strand of hair but also the rest of his body. Little dialogue interrupts the action, and multiple camera angles give the viewer some excellent shots. As Baphomet oversees the action, Alex and Hunter in turn give each other blowjobs, although Alex himself only gets smeared from Hunter's creamy self. The main attraction, however, is the messy hair, some of the best I've seen in awhile. An excellent addition to any hair library.

TonyA 2/9/21
"Something a Bit Different This Time"

Download: Covered in Clay
Our young Aussie friend decided to enjoy some different scenery this go-around, heading out to the clay flats to watch the weather. But while dressed business casual, he finds the clay a bit difficult to walk across, getting his shoes stuck and covered completely in the muck. Clumsy as he tends to be, it doesn't take long before he fall backwards and forwards in the clay, completely covering his clothes in the process. Although the film is shorter than usual, it more than makes up in quality (if the camera were any closer, he'd be buying us dinner). Naturally he finishes off for us, making for another quality video. If you especially like muddy clothes, you'll love this one.

TonyA 11/9/20
"Mudding Sagging Down Under"

Download: Muddy Sagging
Our young friend Down Under hits the trails again, this time for a little muddy sagging action (is that still a thing? I rarely see saggers anymore). First he wanders a bit through the trail, getting his shoes muddier and muddier. We catch a bit of the sagging action as he faces away from the camera and trips and falls into the mud. Naturally he can't easily stand up, so down he goes again. His clothes this time around are more relaxed--no suits--so if you're looking for the more casual muddy look, this vid is for you!

TonyA 9/6/20
"Muddy Sharp Dressed Man"

Download: Slip and Slide
It's just another day out for a stroll for our sharp dressed man. Attired in his new suit, Mudadventurer tries and fails to cross a muddy pathway. The more he crosses through, the deeper the mud gets in spots, with some excellent complete coverage of his shoes. Naturally at some point he tries and fails--repeatedly--to get out of the mess, until his entire suit is covered. Definitely a must-purchase for anyone into muddy clothes and especially muddy shoes!

TonyA 8/5/20
"Shorter Than Usual But Worth It"

Download: Mud Test
It's on the chilly side in Australia at the moment, but that hasn't stopped young Mudadventurer from heading out on an expedition to find good mudspots. Much of the action involves him stomping through the mud wearing some somewhat garish boots--not your standard hiking boots, let's just say--before taking a header into the mud. Then our friend lays back in the mud and masturbates for a few minutes before reaching orgasm. The quality of the mud is great, and we can only hope a return engagement there is possible when the weather warms. The video is shorter than Mudadventurer's usual output, but still well worth the price of admission.

TonyA 6/27/20
"Green gunge and long hair together"

Download: Creamy Green
It's not easy being green, but Bill gives it a good shot. He starts in his bathtub with a quick head dunk, but that only takes him so far. Bit by bit he covers himself with the green gunk, alternating splashing it over his long dark hair and then pouring it full force over his head. Although the gunge didn't mix well, the variety of shades of green adds a pretty hot dimension to the coverage. By the end of this session Bill is completely covered after pouring and wallowing. If you like your men with messy long hair, this video is a must purchase!

TonyA 5/23/20
"A Very Muddy Suit--Good Times!"

Download: Mud Suits Me
Our Mudadventurer--now a blond! takes a stroll along a muddy path in the woods in his new blue suit and dress shoes. Of course, the mud is deeper than expected, and first the shoes, then the suit, then the rest of him get completely covered with mud. Lots of great action here, as always, with an extended masturbation scene as he strips off most of the suit. Stick around till the end, when you can see what remains of his outerwear. A great video, and definitely very hot for anyone who likes muddy clothes.

TonyA 3/14/20
"It's All About the Shoes"
Going casual for a stroll down a muddy lane, Mudadventurer draped in hoodie and workout pants first gives us a few shots of his Ultraboost shoes, all nice and clean. But while trying to negotiate some thin strips of mud, the shoes get muddier and muddier. Of course, that means they must be cleaned, but clumsy as he is, our friend goes from bad to worse (or maybe bad to better, considering the perspective). A great video particularly for shoe fetishists, but everyone gets a nice surprise by the finale.

TonyA 12/5/19
"Mmm, pastry."

Download: The Real Pastry
Mmm, pastry. Bill's back in his kitchen, cooking up another batch of pie and gooey mess for our enjoyment. Same setting as some of his other videos over the years--bare kitchen, a table, and chair--and the white appliances and cupboards make for a nice background with the darker colors in the forefront, all over Bill. The long stockings are a special touch, and they get treated to a syrup bath while the rest of Bill gets covered in different flavored pies. My sole complaint is the camera angle--the point of view is just a little too close, so the top part of his head is cropped out of frame regularly. But there are also some very good close-ups when he's off his chair. Definitely worth purchasing by all you pie lovers.

TonyA 9/13/19
"Very Sloppy Seconds"
Bill Anderson has for some time been posting excellent messy videos on UMD, and his latest pair is arguably his best work to date. It's a simple set-up, like most of his other videos--a chair in his kitchen, basic clothing, and lots of mess. And I mean lots. There's head dunking into a tub of chocolate. There's large cream pies sandwiching his head. There's pie sitting. There's Bill rubbing the mess all over himself while telling us how great it all feels. If you're a fan of his other UMD videos, you'll absolutely want to get this pair! He suggests at the end that more mess would be even better, so let's hope for an even gungier follow-up.

TonyA 6/16/19
"Hooliham's Revenge"
Part 2 of what possibly is Hooliham's last video for awhile gives our hero the chance to take revenge on nemesis D-bolt, who inflicted a series of gunge tortures on him in Part 1. This time around it's D-bolt who gets messy while Hooliham stays clean, but there's plenty of action with green gunge, pies, and a large pool filled with shaving cream. A brief sucking scene gives the boys a rest from the messy action. If you have Part 1, you'll definitely want Part 2.

TonyA 6/16/19
"Mud and Hiking Boots Don't Mix"

Download: Muddy Hike
In today's lesson, we learn why it's not a good idea to wear hiking boots in a muddy area. Our friend the Mudadventurer is off again exploring along a trail when he steps into a muddy spot while wearing hiking boots, black socks, and tight shorts. Naturally he becomes stuck, and naturally he winds up getting muddier than he bargained for. Although he never gets completely muddy, he covers most of his body with the greyish sludge, and that gets him excited to the point that he has to jack off to relieve himself. A good quality video, as are Mudadventurer's others, but we're still hoping he finds a mud spot deep enough so that he can go completely under during one of his "accidents." Oh, and a shoe makes a cameo appearance!

TonyA 5/27/19
"New meaning for "dirt nap""

Download: Muddy Nap
Our boy Down Under gives "dirt nap" a whole new meaning. Coming from the farm, he decides to take a siesta beside a muddy ditch. Of course, the obvious happens, and we get some muddy action. The video takes a bit of time (a little over three minutes) to get to the good stuff, and although the mud itself is more like dirty water, our boy still is able to cover himself pretty well before jacking off--very front and center--before leaving. So although the quality of the mud is not as great as one would hope, the video is still worth getting.

TonyA 4/19/19
"Mud and Fatigues Down Under"

Download: Muddy Fatigues
Another great video from Down Under. Our friend this go-around wears simple fatigues, and after a brief scene showing the natural beauty of the locale, he gets down to business. As usual, first he must check out the quality of the site, a task which includes doing pushups over the muddy ditch. Three guesses what happens! As with his other videos, Mudadventurer gives the viewer plenty of mud action, covering himself completing before spending a good ten minutes or so masturbating in the mud (and possibly trying to find an ideal position). At 22 minutes, the price is right, and anyone interested in solo mud action outdoors should take a look (a trailer is also available, for the hesitant).

TonyA 1/5/19
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