My Reviews
33 reviews
"All of her sisters"
Lexi and Paige sound they have two or more sisters, and they all heard Lexi tell them about this. Think about the possibilities, and I have mentioned before the possibility of a mom coming one of these days.

We are introduced to Paige who showed the most interest. Her shock and gasp when seeing for the first time her sister get pied was great, and with the sliming, I wanted to be inside her thoughts because she knew she would be next. I could say this is Lexi's first time because she got messy first.

The smile through Paige's first-ever pie shows she's having fun. After several times pleading that she didn't sign up for this, the uncontrollable giggling starts.

I counted the magic phrase said several times with only two slimings, so maybe this can introduce us to her future slime time scene.

Again the post production indicates Paige is definitely returning, and Lexi mentions doing another scene that day, so maybe we'll see that being released soon?

Twidget 8/24/22
"Maybe you can call your mom later"
One of the lines when Courtney gets her first pies, her mother is mentioned, and when almost everyone has brought in a friend or a sister, is there a running count or goal or game to see who can get the most?

One of these days, I would be pleasantly surprised when somebody's mom comes maybe just to watch maybe gets interested enough to make her own scene. I'll enter this as a question for the next model who does the one-on-one with the camera taking fan's questions.

One can only hope.

Meanwhile, after each group of pies and sliming, the one-line responses are really good. Looks like we will be seeing another well done pie barrage and slime time. The post production as always is quite remarkable.

Twidget 8/24/22
"When she requests to be slimed"
You indulge her.

I was too busy in real life to get around to reviewing all the videos I just got

Solid two-model mess with my only critique being the splatter from the Wife's slime demonstration getting too much on Lexi, but this has everything you want in a first mess. The bonus is having a boyfriend involved, so when she (hopefully soon) gets her pie barrage and slime time, I will be getting those.

The post production play on the floor has some very well done classic slapstick and is worth watching as well.

Twidget 8/24/22
"A first time scene that makes it count."
"Yes yes yes, I'm ready for the pies, I'm ready for the slime. Let's do this. Let me have it."

Lilly almost seems to like bring someone onto the set because she gets messy first again. Chloe's reactions are very good with great coverage. Their interaction throughout the shoot shows how close friends they really are. I think we have winner and a full time mess model here. Looking forward to seeing her pie barrage and slime time, I happen to like solo shoots the most.

Twidget 8/13/22
"First-ever messy scenes are always the best."
"How do you know that, you're new!"

"Mom and dad would be so proud"

If it weren't for the preview photos, I would have thought that Lilly would be the only one getting messy, then they would run out of supplies leaving Zoey to be disappointed, but not too long, she gets it too, after all she is on the set. I would have added questing about what does she expect it to be like, instead of reacting to Lilly.

Zoey's naturally accepting getting messy doesn't seem like a first time. Perhaps soon, we will see a solo scene where the comes in complaining that she had to share the stage with her sister and now wants to get messy by herself. Then of course will be her pie barrage and her own slime time.

This isn't my favorite but it's still solid mess by both of them, and I look forward to more.

Twidget 8/13/22
"Do you have any clue what we do here exactly?"
This has to be the best first time messy scene ever made. Walking into the scene and sitting, I can see how she is excited to be doing this but trying to not show it so much. Her quick glance into the camera with her smile before she sits tells me this will be a great first scene for her. A frame by frame watching of the these first few seconds ends with The Wife having a big shit eating grin as she crosses in front, because she can tell this is going be fun for both of them. She talks to a client on her phone about the new girl. Violet says that Ellie told her about this and she wanted to check it out.

When asked if she knows what they do here, she does the best nonchalant "I don't know" ever. This scene doesn't need a big build-up, the slime starts, and the now-famous smile of hers comes in just three seconds. It simply is priceless, and the teaser photo of it doesn't do it justice.

With a grand total of 20 pies and a slime half way through and again at the end, the scene fades out. Often she can't help giggling but she does keep it toned down, she appears this excited to be experiencing this. Then the aftermath comes in, and a few questions about this first scene, she answers with she wants to do this again, which of course is the best answer possible. We then hear both The Wife and Ellie commenting on her first messy experience, so that tells me they will be doing a scene together soon. Can't wait to see it.

Violet is going to make great solo and combination scenes and I can't wait to see them, and to see what kinds of outfits she's going to mess up while doing them.

Twidget 8/1/21
"Did she have as much fun at it shows?"
I do believe that they incorporated literally every question, because I heard one that sounded a little like mine credited to whomever asked it, but later on I heard my name with my two-part question.

Since this had so many questions, it took 28 minutes to get through all of them, but that does include some behind the scenes and the extra "I don't know" triggers that didn't get the attention they deserve. Nice to have the after mess mess, when it's not expected.

Maybe they will do them unannounced next time. Start sliming for no particular reason, and when she asks why, then explain how many times she said, "I don't know."

I'm already thinking up interesting questions to ask Bree, Lilly, Violet and even Tori now for when they each do their versions of this scene.

Twidget 8/1/21
"Sometimes, there just isn't enough slime"

Download: The Rainbow
One might think that with one star, and no dialog, that this would be a short and relatively easy shoot to pull off. The prep for each color wasn't just putting on a different color eye shadow and earrings, her hair was styled a little different for each one.

Green comes along and she senses the chunky, so when she gets a second coat smooth, she says she knows it's smooth, but does she really? Can any of them tell the difference? Could that be another 4 or 5 model short set with each one getting one chunky and one smooth and them each explaining if they can determine the difference before looking?

As I happen to like, she keeps her eyes open for a while as each slime starts, with red being the longest because of how that pour started, and green coming in second.

Bright darker colors like Red and Blue are hard to do with the light color "base" used, but even so, they all were done very well.

Talking over each color as the bonus adds a little into how they interact with each other, which was very nice to see.

Twidget 6/29/21
"Quiet on the set!"
One pie hit after another, but not quite a barage as in the other videos. This time, The Wife has to keep talking about pies while the pies keep coming. I was waiting for a famous movie line with one word substituted with pie.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a pie.

I'm going to make him a pie he can't refuse.

Go ahead, make my pie.

May the pie be with you.

You're going to need a bigger pie.

and so on.

Very very well done by both, they have so much fun making these scenes.

Twidget 6/29/21
"There"
While the clean-to-green scene was four shorts for each of them, Lilly adds to the full slime session with nothing held back. Having Ellie on hand to make sure it's delivered well, really adds to this.

The end surprise slime at the dining tableis about as good as it gets, I would have excluded that in the teaser photos and the writeup to make it even more impactful, but it was only explained after the fact. Incredibly well done, because to do a second take to get it right would take so much effort.

Well worth it in every way.

Twidget 6/29/21
"You can back. You can only go forward to get back."
This kind of scene is very hard to pull off. A lot of lines to have to remember by the two, and cue cards aren't easy to see-through the mess. These are like the old Commodore vic-20 computer decision games, where each decision has a different turnout, but this involves live models, and of course, plenty of mess. Very well written and performed, it comes across as a custom somebody might have requested, but they don't offer them (yet). Not only can they make outstanding mess scenes one after another, they don't lack any creativity with the scenes. It's only going to get better and better.

I can't make up my mind who did a better job with this scene, it's that good. I'll call it a tie.

Twidget 6/29/21
"They pull it off for now the third time!"

Download: The Wam-o-matic
Once again, four scenes for the price of one!

Each scene they ever produce is messy enough when any one of them is getting messy. The four each have their own scenes, not interrupted by any of the others. What more could you ask for?

Twidget 6/29/21
"This started out great, then got better and better"
Bree is introduced for this, and it's one excellent pie hit after another. I was waiting for a pause where she would clear off her face, look into the camera, and say, "That was fun, but I'm glad it's over." then The Wife says, "I have not yet begun to pie" and it starts back.

Compare the clean backdrop to the end, it shows how well the pies were delivered. The slime was the the best possible icing on the cake, and as the professional she is, she lets the slime completely cover almost to the point of removing any evidence of pies!

Twidget 6/29/21
"Another fine complete mess!"
This scene was almost perfect. Bree takes all the mess so wonderfully, and the delivery is awesome.

I would do just one thing different. I would have made the last two slimings a surprise because it's its own scene by itself.

Next time... one girl catches the other saying the phrase. After she gets slimed the correct number of times, she says, "What did I say?" to which the other replies something like, "You know, the magic phrase that gets the slime, I don't know." and then they also get a good sliming.

But let it be a surprise for the audience.

Twidget 6/25/21
"The Mess, the Whole Mess, and Nothing but the Mess, So Help Me"

Download: All Out 1
On a normal day, The Wife has fabulous awesome hair. When she does it up like she did for this scene, there are not enough words to describe how good it looks.

It's nothing but mess, and starts with my favorite kind of slime, slow with eyes open as long as possible, and fully covering all her hair, her face and everything else in just one incredible pour. The consistency of that first one was almost perfect. It dictates just how fast or slow it should be poured, and The Man, you matched that perfectly.

The second is ever so slightly thinner, and a quicker pour works best, and it covers completely, and The Wife helps it get everywhere on her.

The shift for the wide angle is where I would have started, to show the more complete clean, to the more total mess.

I cannot imagine just how much slime was prepared for this project. I wonder if there is a way to measure her weight difference from being clean to being fully covered.

This video did remind me of the very first video I made as a producer, but mine was in my bathtub, and she was a WAM virgin eager to experience it. She too got fully covered like this, and I do still have that video but I don't share it but to a select few, and that's only to show other producers a few of the things I did different. I wonder what The Wife would say if she viewed it.

A lot of long videos have so much open time. It could be several slow-motion replays, or repeating the scene from an second camera. This one, after the very short intro, is solid mess with no repeating and no blank time. Very very well produced.

Twidget 3/15/21
"And the nominees for best single first sliming in a WAM video are"

Download: Opposite Day
I forgot how to post reviews as a customer, so I instead wrote two comments. Here I hope to combine them.

This is the Ellie video. The first sliming to me, was of Oscar winning performance. The look on her face as it starts and she keeps her eyes open for a very long time, followed by just letting the slime happen without being overly dramatic is a winner every time. I can think of only one other slime scene that comes close and that one is more than twenty years ago, and that's Phoebe Rodriguez friend April doing a simple slime scene by herself.

My second take on this is what makes this an almost perfect scene. If this were done as a solo scene, everything else the same but her asking for mess, this would be titled, all-out-ellie. Great after shooting commentary that's missing from every other producer. They always end scenes too soon. Please let Ellie know about her ever growing fan club.

Twidget 3/15/21
"I Got Tickets in the Front Row!"

Download: Trivia
There are at least three ways to introduce someone to getting messy. Of course word of mouth is always part of it, and looking at photos or watching videos can give at least a visual experience of what it might be like.

What's done here is almost the most intense experience without getting messy. She even gives her some of the mess at the end. I don't know if it was more fun to watch The Wife get slimed, or watching Bree's in-person reaction to them.

If I were present at this, I would have one question for Bree. On a scale of 1 to 10 after watching The Wife get messy, with 1 meaning I only want to watch, and 10 meaning I want to do get slimed too, how was your experience here in person?

Twidget 3/15/21
"Just what was that whisper?"

Download: Table for Three
As this scene develops, the two veteran messy recipients both introduce Bree into what she had observed extreme close-up in the Trivia video, where even though there was no mention of her getting messy as well, it never happened.

There is however one thing that's not mentioned in the write-up to describe the scene. After Ellie and The Wife order, they start talking to each other while Bree tries to order. The waiter tries to leave, but she pulls him back to whisper something to him, and the look on her face while this is happening, is what some of us like to see when someone is anticipating their first-ever messy experience. I would love to know exactly what was said for this.

While Ellie has demonstrated a few times how she can be nonchalant when someone else is getting mess, The Wife doesn't have that skill. Shortly after Bree gets her first-ever slime, The Wife whispers something to Ellie, and she responds but doesn't give away what was said. The Wife's giggles are a bit contagious because after a while, Ellie can't control giggling herself.

Each of them gets three different sticky slimy sweet pours over their head followed by something dry to really make it sticky. It looks like Bree will be making future appearances here, and we sure welcome that.

Well done, all of you.

Twidget 3/15/21
"I'll have what she's having."

Download: Table for Two
The way Ellie conducts herself in this scene, being able to stay focused, use ad-lib conversation to explain each of the pies with such enthusiasm before The Wife gets them served, and to be able to describe the deconstructed cake while I would name, the Un-Begun Cake, then the Raw or Unbaked Chocolate cake. Simply well written and well executed.

The straight face all the way through before Ellie gets her first-ever pie, is also worth remembering.

Twidget 3/15/21
"Ten pies at 15 each"
What more could you as for with the price of a small cup of coffee, and a video that's less than two minutes. The Wife gets pelted by The Man with 10 full size pies. Instead of just getting pied, she spends the whole time telling us about how grateful they are for all the support they get from the WAM community!

Twidget 3/15/21
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