Where has this lady been all my life? This is genuinely amazing stuff. From the very beginning it's mess, mess, mess. No plot but who needs a plot?

Starting with a fetching red dress this buxom beauty proceeds to destroy it with numerous foodstuffs before ripping it to shreds. You know that dress ain't coming back!

In just a bra and tights she continues--I don't know what is better: The squirty cream covered trifle to the head or the squirty-cream-covered chocolate cake she sits in. Hell, they're both great.

Finally naked she reaches a finale covered in chocolate gunge before using a vibrator on herself, with much slosh everywhere. If, as she says, that is how they serve dessert in her house I'll have seconds!

It is a Friday as I write this and to quote The Cure: 'It's Friday and I'm in love'. Enjoy this gem.