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My Reviews
5 reviews
"Excellent Throwback Shoot and Talented WAM Newcomer!"
This production company absolutely ticks every nostalgic Wammer's box, and we absolutely love every moment of it! Pains is the absolute perfect model to recreate the photo. We all know it. Our parents all had a copy. It made us all feel things. Well, get ready for that all over again. It's just so much fun! She has so much fun in this mess afterwards that, to skip out on it, would be denying it to your younger self discovering that album art so many years ago.
bluevelvet  10 days ago
"Pains is '80s Plastic Girl Perfection in Pastel Pies!"
Newcomer Pains is such an aesthetic powerhouse here! As a person who's been into WAM since years beginning in "1," I absolutely Love the aesthetic of the old Splosh! magazine, and they nail it here, and bring it modern too! Pains is just absolutely Too cute with her beautiful '80s throwback 'do, you almost hate to see what ends up happening to it Until, of course, you love it. The outfit? Shiny! I was drawn to it like a moth! Bzzzzzz The mess? You kidding me?! What a beautiful pastel canvas! Soft on the eyes, and sticky all over her face! There's a real respect for the art here!
bluevelvet  10 days ago
"Goddess of the Creamy Underworld"
Yes, it's a bummer there's no audio for sure, but I empathize, the exact same thing has happened to me several times! But, I will say that this is still a 5/5! The price is so nice, and so is Hades! What an appropriate name for such a badass goddess! She has so much fun, and you don't even need to hear her to tell! She goes to town! DO Not miss!
bluevelvet  10 days ago
"Another Alt Baddie Banger!"
Um, wonderful as always! Alt baddie? Check. Do we have way too much cream? Double check. Does she have no idea what's about to happen? Like jeez! Does no one there read the assignment beforehand?! Well, as a huge fan of first time reactions, I am extremely grateful that they don't! I knew she was gonna rock immediately by the sexy face paint, and it only got better from there! SO much fun! This studio is the best!
bluevelvet  10 days ago
"Pie Virgin Perfection!"
Absolutely perfect fix for fans of genuine first reactions! Super spontaneous vibes here, and she was genuinely shocked through the whole thing! The mess here isn't the most excessive, but makes up in pure quality! There's a real gloopiness to it all. She's fantastic, her expressions and reactions are A+! Can we see more Bijoux pleeease?! :)
bluevelvet  10 days ago
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