I wanted to show off my new purple hair by getting down and dirty in the mud in (wearing a matching purple bikini of course!). Watch me wade into a deep tidal swamp and relax in the cool, creamy mud on a scorching hot day. The goopy muck feels so nice on my bare feet that I just lay there my rubbing my soles and wiggling my toes in the goopy muck for a while before crawling to a deeper part and seeing how far I can sink (i can't even feel the bottom!).

Halfway through a surprise visitor shows up (turns out a lot of weird things live in the mud, go figure). By popular demand, I cap off the scene by putting a huge handful of slimy, stinky mud and putting it right in my mouth--ewww!