MudDawg, clad in a silver Lycra cycling skinsuit, arrives at the summit of the highest, muddiest hill. The sloppy trail is the muckiest here. It's enormously slick and slimy, And it's very sticky mud that instantly clings like glue to the bike wheels, gears, and MudDawg's shiny skinsuit, when he slides down the sloppy slope, coating his spandex with slimy, sticky mud.