Star captures exactly what any of have done when we've found deep, thick, and creamy mud: We get in it. We all convince ourselves, at first, that we'll just feel it. Maybe stick a toe in it, or maybe just touch it with your finger. You know you can't just jump in. How would you get cleaned off? What if someone catches you? What if, worst case, someone calls the cops on you for trespassing and the police find you?! Way too much risk. It isn't worth it... right? Okay, maybe just my feet; maybe just stick my whole hand in and squeeze the mud between my fingers. You won't go any further. But you know, deep down, that you're not leaving this place clean. No. Not one, single, inch of your body won't be slathered in the.