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Rapid Fire for SplattyPants
"They're calling me Splattypants now! Make it stop!"
Added 6/1/25
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In which our hero, Cocky Suit, is the unfortunate victim of an ambush, and relives the nightmarea again and again, while earning a new nickname of "SplattyPants."
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CockySuit  7/3/25
@Lokke: He reads comments here... enough in favor. and it might happen..I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT!....AND STOP CALLING ME SPLATTYPANTS!!!! Report
CockySuit  7/3/25
@Lumberjack @ Lokke: I AM NOT POMPUSS!!!!! IT WAS A DESIGNER MICHAEL KORS SUIT!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!!.EXPENSIVE!!!!!! REAL CLASSY!!!!!.Wait, I AM NOT SPLATTYPANTS!!!!! Report
Lumberjack  7/3/25
@lokke splattypants would need a new cheap pompous looking suit for startersReport
CockySuit  6/5/25
@Lokke: (stomps feet): QUIT PICKING ON ME!!!!! Report
CockySuit  6/5/25
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@Lokke: I'm. Not. Speaking. To you! Report
CockySuit  6/5/25
PieSlimeLuvr: "And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypants." YOU SET ME UP!!!!!! Report
CockySuit  6/5/25
@Lokke: !%$#&@(*>%$!*^#!!!!!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!! Though I'm fairly certain most folks here aren't quite as rude as you, and can appreciate style and pinache when they see it. Report
CockySuit  6/5/25
@PieSlimeluvr: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SPLATTYPANTS!!!!Report
PieSlimeluvr  6/5/25
Splattypants is your name now. It's here to stay. And lokke and i don't really spat. It's more playful banter from me, sorry to disappoint you splattypantsReport
CockySuit  6/5/25
@Lokke: (stomps feet) NO SPLATTYPANTS!!! Report
CockySuit  6/4/25
@PieSlimeluvr and @Lokke: First "HE" is in the room...and b) It's not "SplattyPants" it's "James" or "CockySuit"! and 3) That's blaming the victim!!!! How the EFF do I "dish out" !?!?!?! I liked it better when you two were spatting. Report
PieSlimeluvr  6/4/25
@Lokke, true. You'd think if Splatty Pants didn't want his suits ruined he'd stop moaning about being so gullible by getiing into situations such a thisReport
PieSlimeluvr  6/2/25
Now let's see the same thing happen to Lokke, knock him down a peg or two lolReport
CockySuit  6/1/25
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@Lumberjack: !!!!!!!!! It's JAMES!!!! or even Cocky Suit...NO SPLATTY PANTS!!!! NO SPLATTY PANTS!!!! Report
Lumberjack  6/1/25
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I'd say you got well and truly worshipped there Splattypants Report
CockySuit  6/1/25
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@Lokke: Report
CockySuit  6/1/25
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@Allpiedup: I look like an IDIOT!!! an A-HOLE!!!!!! Report
CockySuit  6/1/25
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@Lumberjack: That I'd be WORSHIPPED for the CLASSY GENTLEMAN I AM!!!!! Report
Allpiedup  6/1/25
GREAT humiliation!Report
Lumberjack  6/1/25
What did you expect would happen to a white suit? Fool! Report
CockySuit  6/1/25
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@Lumberjack: I'M WEARING IT!!!! Report
Lumberjack  6/1/25
8- eat the rainbow Report
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