This is just me being silly; I couldn't resist the urge once I had stomped the pizza dough, suddenly I wanted to cover my face in it. So I came up with the quick scenario: Our tired pizza chef is kicking back when the server informs him the customers aren't happy with their 'Feetza' and want a refund. I reply that no refund will be given unless I get the pizza back. Boy, do I get it back. Someone throws it all in my face and it slops down onto my shirt. I even get the extra sauce thrown at me. I try to play the cocky Italian pizza boy here, but I was just really on the spot improvising. Enjoy and let me know what ya think!