We are brand new to the UMD and finding our way around. I am a 31yr old toyboy and the posh tart is 46yrs old. We have started sploshing recently and now taken the plunge to get proper messy with pies and gunge.....

Looking forward to being part of the community.....

Posh tart is a sexy attractive mature woman, slim and curvy where it matters with lovely long blonde hair - sugesstions as to how we should get messy or who should go first in our home made gunge tank....me or her?