Please throw pies in my face while I wear my flip-flops!

I'm a 30-year-old guy with a body that doesn't quite fit the standard mold. I find flip-flops to be a versatile and incredibly arousing type of footwear. When it comes to humiliation, flip-flops play a major role for me... Strip me naked but leave my flip-flops on, and throw as many pies at me as you want. Once I'm covered in pie, you can take off my flip-flops, play with them against my "private parts," and watch the magic happen!