Hi there, I'm Mr Hare - a 38 year old splosher from Cambridge, U.K.
I've got over two decades' sploshing experience, both getting myself into a mess and covering others, and I'm currently looking for women from around the U.K. who would be interested in receiving the Patented* Mr Hare Treatment. Here's what I offer:
- A hotel mess session with either me coming to near where you are, or you coming closer to Cambridge. I'll sort the hotel and all messy logistics (including The Dreaded Cleanup...). You just need to bring yourself and a sense of adventure.
- A session that's completely tailored around you. Want to sit and giggle while you're plastered with pies that are every colour of the rainbow? No problem! Or how about getting tied up and humiliated with a deluge of gunge? No problem! Maybe you're more interested in seeing what it feels like to mess up a willing victim? Again ... well, you get the idea. If you can imagine it, I'm game.
- I bring a fun attitude that's focused on enjoyment and laughter - leave your worries at the door and come get covered.
- Finally, I'm happy to keep things fun and innocent, or include a sexual element to our play - again, it's all about tailoring a session to your desires.
If you're reading this and you're interested in seeing whether the Patented** Mr Hare Treatment might be something that you'd enjoy, feel free to get in touch - I'm not pushy, and if you decide that it isn't for you that's totally okay.
Have a great day!
Mr Hare
*Not actually Patented.
** Again, not actually Patented.
I've got over two decades' sploshing experience, both getting myself into a mess and covering others, and I'm currently looking for women from around the U.K. who would be interested in receiving the Patented* Mr Hare Treatment. Here's what I offer:
- A hotel mess session with either me coming to near where you are, or you coming closer to Cambridge. I'll sort the hotel and all messy logistics (including The Dreaded Cleanup...). You just need to bring yourself and a sense of adventure.
- A session that's completely tailored around you. Want to sit and giggle while you're plastered with pies that are every colour of the rainbow? No problem! Or how about getting tied up and humiliated with a deluge of gunge? No problem! Maybe you're more interested in seeing what it feels like to mess up a willing victim? Again ... well, you get the idea. If you can imagine it, I'm game.
- I bring a fun attitude that's focused on enjoyment and laughter - leave your worries at the door and come get covered.
- Finally, I'm happy to keep things fun and innocent, or include a sexual element to our play - again, it's all about tailoring a session to your desires.
If you're reading this and you're interested in seeing whether the Patented** Mr Hare Treatment might be something that you'd enjoy, feel free to get in touch - I'm not pushy, and if you decide that it isn't for you that's totally okay.
Have a great day!
Mr Hare
*Not actually Patented.
** Again, not actually Patented.