I love being fully clothed getting soaking wet and smothered in mud in public. Wearing skintight clothes in a fountain, a river or the sea is perfect. It seems I also get sopping wet when washing the car or pressure washing the drive.

I also love wearing the same clothes on country walks getting covered in mud. It's even better when people see me smothered.

I love pouring custard inside my jeans and shoes.

I've always done my wet and messy activities alone but would like to try doing stuff with another.