In yr opinion, which producer would create the most spectacular films if money and other creative barriers were no object?

If you've won the lottery then I'll happily put a vast budget to good use and recreate the GYOB gunge tank and drop lots of gorgeous girls into the gunk dunk

Me.

Think Rihanna / Beyonce mud wrestling.

lets give all our money to Regis!

There is absolutely nothing that could go wrong with this plan!

Me! Because I'd build all manner of contraptions for gunging girls, lowering them into vats of goo, build indoor heated 4' deep liquid mud pools, and film everything in 4k video from at least six different cameras and then hire Hollywood directors to help me create films, but only after making sure they understand exactly what the wam audience wants to see - and the released would feature both the edited versions *and* the raw footage from every camera. And I'd bung MessMaster a few hundred grand to upgrade the UMD servers and bandwidth so that all the limits on filesizes and streaming rates could be abolished and everyone can release everything in maximum resolution.

I think Leon and his Mostwam girls would produce the most spectacular productions if money were no object. His past body of work proves that.....just imagine what he could do if he had million dollar budgets.

I think wam real estate and props are a better investment than investing in celebrities....i.e. for what it would cost you to hire Beyonce and Rihanna (20 million) you could instead buy a 100 acre property and build your own Wam Studios with a Theme Park with all the props for wam fans to enjoy the attractions.

Nope, sorry guys, it's going to be Rih and Bey slamming each other's faces into the muck.

I think it would be MostWam or Messygirl, both of whom have produced consistently high-quality work while also demonstrating a lot of creativity and growth over the years. Or possibly the up-and-coming Pie Zone, whose colorful, inventive work shows great potential.

Myself cause would get cement truck full of pretend cement!

Another coulda-been-a-contender:

Blue Leopard.

He was only around making videos for a year or two, and that was ten years back, but he produced some unique and very creative story-driven stuff. With unlimited funding, who knows what he might have accomplished?

Messy Girl, or Ariel

Agree on Leon/Charlotte. Their girls are brilliant and take vast quantities of mess.

(Actually it would be me!! I would hire Lucy Pinder, Georgia May Foote, Helen Flanagan (both Ex Coronation Street), Hayley McQueen, Natalie Sawyer (both Sky Sports News) Susanna Reid, Gemma Atkinson, Gemma Merna (ex Hollyoaks) dress them all up in tight office suits and uniforms, put them in a room with about 5000 pies and tell them to recreate the pie fight from The Great Race!!!

Me.

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Me - Id hire the latest hottest models and porn stars have multiple gunge tanks built, buy plenty of fucking machines and doxy wands and have some very very naughty style gameshows

Me. I could book gorgeous talent or just hire actresses and college students to recreate an authentic YCDTOTV style show. I'd dreamed of doing that as far back as 2004.

Me.
Which probably will include outsourcing to other producers as well.

My guesses would be Anglefan, Slapstick Stuff, Ariel and Jayce, and of course Messygirl & Messyhot. Lenny would be right in there as well as the Pie Zone.

I would say that you could take all the producers with an unlimited budget. One producer manages things, they all get flown over to the Dungeon at Saturation Hall where the producers from the UMD have brought their models. The community would win because we would have a mash up of models from everywhere. It could be the single greatest WAM scene ever made. It would take hours to pull off and since the producer was given the unlimited budget, they could give the shoot to the UMD community.

Broken record, but me. Live action all college cheerleader summer camp movie with tons of hijinks and pie themed booby traps starring jessica alba, alexandra daddario, and Stacy dash among many others. "Camp wannapieme" or some such nonsense.

Messygirl or Jayce. I'm sure that Jayce would happily create an Olympic size swimming pool of the mystery substance given unlimited funds.

With an unlimited budget, Zeta wouldn't be destroyed -- she'd be unfathomably destroyed!

daww you flatter me... that'd be cheating tho... I don't need an unlimited budget to make the best cake porn in existence /modesty

I'm going to throw my hat into the ring. But this time for splattering guys.

With unlimited funds, I could get a real studio, and if we really are talking about unlimited funds, then I wouldn't need a background, I could film on a small tropical island, just because!

I could afford the hottest guys wearing the least, if anything at all. Hell, I could probably make fully scripted videos, sitcoms, dramas, action, and it's all set in the YCDTOTV universe.

Once again, if funds really are unlimited, then I could even branch out, and outsource someone straight to splatter women, for those who are in to that. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

With the sky being the limit, there's no end to what I could use the funds to make! Would create a gunge empire, a gunpire! You get splattered! You get splattered! You all get splattered.
/evillaughter