Welcome to day two of the new series of 'Most Royal Monarch's War Of The Week'. We have 5 models, all competing to win a real cash prize provided by The Monarch, and to try and avoid his messy pies (the two types of pies today are slime pie, and coloured shaving cream pie) and gungetank forfeits along the way. Good luck with that girls! Episode 2: Tuesday:

In today's episode the contestants are Saoirse and Tefy, who start in summer dresses, and they are playing fun games to try and avoid taking pies to the face, with today's overall loser being made to strip down to their lingerie and take a trip to the gungetank for a thorough gunging, to the delight of all the other girls. We are keeping this spoiler free, but if you want to know who goes into the tank, just send me a dm.