An excuse to get messy! So? I was at my local goodwill and found a pvc catsuit in red! Like whaaat? Hopefully it fits. So? I was thinking of wearing that ---if it fits and getting a messing. But I'm so stuck (haha) on what to get messy with! I thought about a full body frosting with sprinklesbut? Hmmm. Then? I thought about pies. I haven't done pies in a while. Or batter! Some white and pink batter poured over me then ending with chocolate! Or? Some fluffy pink fmallow substance over my catsuit! (If it fits--) Or some sexy lingerie for the day and a cakemaybe some pies? Help! I don't have a valentine so? My valentine is mess! Or? Would you want to be my valentine and mess me up? (Contact me via email) Gimme a shout if so! If not? Comment below!
Oh wait! It fits!!! Holy crap! Goodwill for the win! I got some thigh high white boots that will look stellar!
Hmm... pies with lots of cream topping first for contrast, then chocolate because it's valentines day, rounding it off with pink cake batter? All of it in totally excessive amounts so it turns out that much better than having a SO.
Jealous of your thrift store finds! The ones here are great for stuff I'd actually wear out and get into a huge mess in but not so much for off the wall things like that. I'd contact ya if you weren't probably hundreds of miles away My valentines day will be spent in a couple of different airports so I can make a meeting on the 15th. Would gladly trade lol
I would like to see a chocolate cream filling. By that I mean you need to fill it while you're wearing it. Let it ooze out the arms and legs and make you a chocolate filled valentine for all of us.
Anything you do with this outfit will be simply incredible! I'd say frosting (full body) then the batter slime! Not sure how to fit a pie in but I think you can find a way!
Jayce is channeling her inner Britney Spears..... and I'm all for it. I'm just going to hope this outfit will survive long enough to see some Kentucky mud this summer.
Jayce said: I don't have a valentine so? My valentine is mess! Or? Would you want to be my valentine and mess me up?
MY APPLICATION TO BE JAYCE'S VALENTINE'S DATE...
I'd like to throw my hat into the (messy) ring and pitch my proposal at being the lucky suitor for Jayce. In addition to having a weakness for that sexy mid-west accent of hers, as well, loving the willingness and desire to mess, soak and completely destroy nice clothes, I also would not be opposed to replacing outfits for her too. (those of course can be trashed as well)
But a big selling point that sets me apart from the others on this site (whom by the way, all seem like great people, some of which I have had the pleasure of interacting with on this forum), I am a fully and professionally trained chef. (and yes, before you ask, that does include baking and desserts too)
In my 'other life' (not on here) I have been a food festival judge, appeared on several television shows, radio and podcasts talking about food. So I do have a streak of professionalism to me that comes in handy when not getting wet and messy. (I clean up nicely, as the kids say)
So, not only would I be able to ensure that Jayce gets a homecooked meal, made to her liking from scratch, I would also be able to come up with the most interesting, fun and tasty things to get her messy with.
Well, I would throw my hat in the ring as your official Valentine's date but I'm pretty sure my wife would object. Plus you're too far away. So-o, consider me your imaginary date throwing imaginary pies. Let me know when you need to take an imaginary breath under all the imaginary cream!
BKfoamy said: I would like to see a chocolate cream filling. By that I mean you need to fill it while you're wearing it. Let it ooze out the arms and legs and make you a chocolate filled valentine for all of us.
I would like to second this outstanding piece of genius in the name of horny science! maybe if you have like a waterproof remote control toy you could have someone randomly switch on and off as the scene progresses as well.
I too would love to throw my name as your Valentine's Day date. I know I'm a little far but I'll get in my plane and fly to you( only 2 hour flight). Wish you luck and can't wait to see this outfit given the Jayce's special attention.
Wooow sexxxxyyyyy!!!! How about chcolate syrup and fluff pies Cream pies Thick Chocolate cake batter Chocolate syrup Shampoo that sexyyy hair!!! 18 eggs down your sexy hair and some running down inside your outfit
You should go for a record amount of pies, slowly layered all over your body whilst you give your pussy a heavy workout with a few different sex toys. X
Speaking of V-Day, that big pie fight is scheduled again this year in Los Angeles. I hope someone get's some good pictures from it. There was nothing posted anywhere last year.
Sleazoid44 said: Speaking of V-Day, that big pie fight is scheduled again this year in Los Angeles. I hope someone get's some good pictures from it. There was nothing posted anywhere last year.
It looks like a lot of you guys wanna see pies and chocolate! Hmmmmm. Sounds fabulous to me! I'm gonna have to get my quarters out as I have had a big ol fucking sd card/hard drive Fuck up im paying for But? I found some crusts in my garage. I did find some icing in different colorsa few bags And I'm going for a big grocery run today for my home so? If I'm gonna be spending 400 dollars in groceries for my house? What's another 50 for some supplies? Fuck. Groceries are EXPENSIVE! But? Treating myself on Valentine's Day (or the day before or something) seems like the right thing to do to get my head right. I got the white boots to wear with this too! And yes I could learn that dance! Haha! I don't know how well that would play out with my boots on tarp but maybe I can find some flooring like I used this last shoot day. It was awesome for a bit sticky mess! You all have some great ideas and it's high time I had some pies thrown at me!
I thought about a game. Where if I say something that is like the lyrics of "oops I did it again" Like "I'm not that innocent" PIED. Or "I'm a fool" PIED. Anything that resembles the song lyrics. That sounds so fun! Bc that would mean basically I'm wanting to get pied, right? Once I already do so it's up to my "thrower" to know the lyrics too! They have to catch it or? I don't get pied! Ha! Is that a dumb idea?
Jayce said: I thought about a game. Where if I say something that is like the lyrics of "oops I did it again" Like "I'm not that innocent" PIED. Or "I'm a fool" PIED. Anything that resembles the song lyrics. That sounds so fun! Bc that would mean basically I'm wanting to get pied, right? Once I already do so it's up to my "thrower" to know the lyrics too! They have to catch it or? I don't get pied! Ha! Is that a dumb idea?
You're better at remembering lyrics than I am lol. All that would go right out the window the minute pies start showing up.
Would you need to do two songs or think one would do it? Not an expert on IP and music, but I'm pretty sure videos where someone is singing along are fair use. Maybe?