Which producer do you think does the best thrown pies - in terms of delivery and also the consistency of the pies? Does anyone specialise in thrown pies?

WE THROW PIES LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER!!!! lol we have had so many injuries from our thrown pies. its pretty hilarious!! i am sure there are other producers who have done a lot of them but we try to make it a point to throw in some thrown pies. smushing is fun but getting amazing aim is even more fun!!!

Back in the day it was definitely Neil, and (briefly) Paul's House Of Pies.
Then for a long time it was probably MessyGirl.

I don't do 'em all the time, but I feel like I've got a pretty substantial body of work....

It's not us!
Mike's aim is inconsistent but when he does actually hit the target they are pretty epic shots!
I think the American's are ahead of us in this area of expertise.
Jayce,Ariel,Rich,Messygirl etc

Rich & Messygirl do a great job with thrown pies !

A fairly new producer CaseWam also did a great job with thrown pies in his production "The Rope" Some of the best thrown pies IMO

https://umd.net/download_info/the-rope

I'd be willing to put money down on an accuracy test, any takers? Rich? Ken? Messygirl? Lenny??

Remember the thread a while back about producers collaborating to create something epic? How about a pie throwing event competition where producer / model teams compete in terms of accuracy, consistency, and degree of mess created?
Would never break even but could be a huge amount of fun to do?

I like the way pied pin ups throws his pies

Lenny

Mr MG is the best thrower.

Neil was pretty damn at it too.

I can throw with either hand with piepoint accuracy.

I'm WAMbidextrous.

Robby
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Just by coincidence I threw my first three pies yesterday. A custom scene required it and I had imagined I would be truly awful...but for a beginner I was really pleased with the results. I had presumed I might miss entirely, but the first one was a partial hit..and her hair and tiop of head got it really good, and the other two ere bullseyes. I mean I wound't even make a top ten I'm sure..but compared to my expectations, I was stoked!

I wish I had tried years ago..as I say, I thought I would be pants. But the models who come to Slymsford Towers from now on better watch out!

Cool, Rev, who's the model on the receiving end?

Thanks Bozo! I had a lot of practice.

Ha! You spotted it Myds..it's your favourite Slymsford Model...the lovely Patience Clavelle

She stepped in to replace a model who cancelled 15 mins before the shoot started.

Fairly sure that's Patience Clavelle. If it is Rev you'd best watch out!

Your recent pies and the hits have been outstanding Jessie!

It is indeed. I would say 'good spot' but as I had revealed it was her in the post immediately above yours, it is fair to say the impact was somewhat lessened

Why should I watch out??

Love a good thrown pie....Funny things is -- even though i used to be a pitcher when I was young (little league baseball) -- II found that my FIRST pie throw* was always a bit too high (with my second pie throw being more accurate)...this may have been due to the time elapsed between wam videos (I never did 'back-to-back' videos, making me out of practice)...or, due to the nervousness/excitement of me imminently pieing a pretty girl...sometimes, though, I got it right on the first throw (distance from the model can definitely be a factor, of course, where I would stand too far back and end up getting a 'half face' pie hit)....here's my first pieing of Ivy (and I was standing about four and a half feet away).

*My very first pie throw was in the Tabitha video, which (famously) missed and skimmed the top of her head (ruining her just-coiffed hair-do)....fortunately, she was able to 'tease out' the pie from her hair and I scooped up the pie, reconstituted it, and threw in dead on (the second time)...and from a distance of about 6 feet or so (in retrospect, that was too far away; not sure why I chose to throw from so far away as the distance adds momentum and impact to the pie -- fortunately, she did no complain about that one)

how soon they forget.

Same Joke promo from piedpinups.com on Vimeo.

Put your money on Mr MG.

Quite frankly, I agree. I would go for Mr MG. There are some good pie-ers out there but I think he's in a league of his own. Speed, accuracy - and discretion - you hardly know he's been there - except for the explosion of pie hitting its target.

girl.... we have obliterated the fuck out of eachother with thrown pies. the force is so much more like "WHOA!!" AND it is an artform....its so fun to do!!!

ive thought about doing tinless ones but its just so fun to hear that grunt underneath all that mess when i nail ariel in the face perfectly....and the tin sticks sometimes so there is a slight echo inside the tin...lol XD its just a sound you cant recreate. beautiful. lol it really is fun as fuck.

i also think that should be put on a business card. "we throw pies like a mother fucker"

I can personally attest to his pie throwing ability. When we did my 40th birthday 40 pies video, I made the mistake of breathing in on some of his pie throws. It literally took my breath away, with the combination of the cool whip and the air being pushed back into my mouth and nose.

Ariel and Jayce's pie throwing actually scares me!

Yes maybe Mr MG is the master of throwing by the look of those pies Leah!

Pay us a visit and find out first hand.

I so hope this will happen one day?
Sponsors speak up now!!

Just a BIG THANK'S for JAYCE, ARIEL, LEAH, G.RENEE.. (+ others please .for yours comments :notworthy: ...(rare to hear feminin reactions) a regal...
perhaps you love " the pie in face" anticipation, impact, reactions,... feelings
we love to see you pied ...and yours comments..
ex : its so fun to hear that grunt undermeat all that mess well i nail ariel in the face perfectly...
it's so fun ;..( Jayce : )
and LEAH 40 pies whoaooh ....

The good news is that you can book a direct flight from the U.K. to Houston. I'm sure your fans would love to see you get a full Messygirl treatment and also team up with Amy, Vika and Penelope for an all out epic pie fight.

it totally should, jessie. its so fantastic. lol. we make sure to not hurt the newbies. we fling the whole pie out of the tin at them at full force, we dont throw the tin...thats how we treat our "guests" typically. lol XD we need to have that in a model search as well "we wont throw the tin, we will just fling the pie at you at full force, its cool, the cool whip will be a soft blow" lolololol XD TAKING a pie is just as much an artform as GIVING one! if you cant take a fantastic pie hit, blech. you gotta get tough and you gotta love that anticipation and the sounds, smells, feelings all around you. take it all in! i have come out of vids with cuts on my lip or cheeks from forgetting to put the sides of the pie tin back down but the adrenaline, i dont notice it. just like little paper cuts. we have since, been extremely careful. that was years ago but our aim is so quality! its pretty rad. but jessie, you have every right to be scared...be afraid....be very afraid... if we got you here or if we came over there, we would let you hit us with some with your best shot and give you some back. battle of blonde vs. brunettes! hhaa!! your newer pies do look lovely, btw.