Oh hi messy people.

I am The Man. And this is The Wife.

I've been on this forum for 14 years (longer though really).

I have seen MANY couples post their messy adventures on here over the years.

I finally have someone in my life who I have been with for 8 years; we got married 3 years ago. And we have an amazing 2 year old son. Also, on the wedding night, she was pied multiple times and slimed 3 times in the hotel room.

She is the basically the greatest thing...ever.

She took my fetish an just FUCKING ran with it. Over the years, she's helped me improve things like video quality, lighting, colors, consistency, and more.

She has gotten messy MANY times in our awesome 8 years together...with no signs of stopping. And to be honest (and she knows this) part of the reason I married her is how amazing she is with my WAM fetish. I liked it, so I put a ring on it (and a big one too).

She is not turned on by it per say, but what does turn her on is what it does to ME. (I said she was awesome right?). She also thinks it's legit fun.

I FINALLY get to contribute to this damn forum after 14+ years. And yes, she is OK with it.

This is just awesome!

Amazing, ur a lucky man.

You're one lucky S.O.B.! I'm a bit of an introvert. Been single for over 10 years now. Longest relationship was a little shy of 2 years. I once mentioned using some chocolate or whip cream on her body (didn't have the balls to try mentioning what I was really into) to start things off, she seemed into the idea, but nothing ever came of it.

I'd love to find that special gal who'd let me dump buckets of slime all over her hair without having to hire somebody (I'm willing to do that too, not knocking it!), but I'm not getting any younger, and working third shift doesn't really help matters due to me being up when everyone else is sleeping, and sleeping when everyone else is up...

Anyways, congrats to you, you've made it! I'm super jelly, but totally happy for you. You've got yourself a lottery winner of a girl. Thanks for sharing!

Amazing. Thanks for sharing

Some of the best slime I've ever seen and it comes from a random dude and his loving wife. I don't know if it's more wholesome or sexy but whatever it is I love it!

Thank you for all the kind words. The Wife also likes reading everything on here too!

Fun fact: I am a fan of longer lasting slimes, so in the actual video the green chunky lasted 30 seconds, the red lasted 60 seconds, the thick yellow lasted 35 seconds, and the blue super chunk lasted 35 seconds.

It may go without saying, but The Wife and myself would greatly appreciate if these gifs and anything else we decide to share could be kept here on the forum.

Thank you!

These are great on so many levels! Great slime great colors and looks like you guys had fun! Hope to see much more from you both soon!

Simply Spectacular...Do you think if everyone is good and behaves themselves we might see the video in the future? Please?

Congratulations on your awesome marriage! It's always awesome to hear about couples who have a healthy wam life.

What is the chunky slime made of? I'd love to give it a try.

I second the question about how you made the slime. Looks great!

Wonderful pics!

True American heroes. Amazing. Thank you.

I love this soooooo much!

Happy, happy blooming wamming

Incredible - and amazing slimes! Thanks for sharing with us.

What a great story. Thank you so much for sharing and I'm so glad you found someone who embraces your fetish for the reasons that she does.

I myself was in a relationship for 14 years (married for 10) who never embraced my fetish leaving me to my own devices and doing sessions on the down low when she wasn't around. Long story short I've been going through a bout with major depression and when I got out of the hospital for the 3rd time in 5 months she told me she was leaving me. I was devastated.

Fast forward to now and I found someone who is as amazing as you describe your wife. We've only known each other for a few months and she already tried wamming with me. To my surprise she wants to keep doing it because I enjoy it which is so refreshing and awesome to me.

Keep enjoying your time with your wife and son. My son is 4 and they grow up fast. Thanks again for sharing and here's to all the awesome partners out there who partake in our craziness!! : )

Aww, that's absolutely wonderful!

That's just awesome! On top of everything else, she did it with her glasses on! That's a rare thing as it's basically a niche of a niche. One of my personal favorite aspects too.

Wooo! A shout out from a Moomin!

Thanks for sharing your story. I am very happy that you found a ready and willing participant who is also the one you love.

This is exactly how I feel.

Thanks for the compliment. Slime is my absolute favorite thing to trash her with!

I see some people asking about this on the thread here and a number of others in messages so I'll copy/past exactly what I shared with someone else:


I make slime by hand, and here's what I mean by that;

I have a 5 gallon bucket and a smaller 1 gallon bucket. I mix 3 boxes of white cake mix, a bit of flour, a decent mount of oats, and a decent amount of food coloring in the smaller 1 gallon bucket. I slowly add in pretty warm to hot water and stir with a whisk. When I'm happy with the mixing, I dump the contents of the 1 gallon into the 5 gallon. Then repeat until the 5 gallon is full or it's as heavy as you can stand it.

I just realized that you couldn't see the outfit in the gifs! Here we go.

This is awesome! What a great couple and I'm so glad you decided to take the plunge and share with us. Love it that she kept her glasses on throughout, that's a great touch!

Bee

A few quick screen grabs.

Threads like this are why I love this place! I'm so happy for the two of you and wish you all the best. Thank you so much for sharing with us. It's a hard and ballsy thing to do!

She's a babe!

You must be a real, old time Strongman, my friend, because a 12 box slime bucket is pretty damn heavy

Love the slimings!