I'm curious to know which substances people here will never use to get messy with. What substances will you never pour over yourself during a messy session?
Lets see what's the least popular substance with everyone.

Personally, for me, I'm not a fan of getting messy with anything savoury (beans, eggs, sauces, etc), I don't fancy using porridge and, as I have a beard, nothing that's likely to stick to my beard and be a nightmare to wash out.
Other than that, I'm free to experiment with different stuff

With the exception of shaving cream - nothing inedible.

Of edible items, nothing with vinegar or a very low ph.

Like listed above:

Nothing Savory
(Close to) Neutral pH
Water-Soluble is a must

I'm another person who's not a fan of savory stuff. And I've been a vegetarian for almost half my life....so I've heard of people WAMming with meaty stuff like gravy and that basically sounds like the worst thing ever.

I tried a mix of flour and water before and it took me 2 days to get clean again so i nominate that stuff

Paint or glue. *Supposedly* there are safe versions of each out there, but I don't think the risk is worth it.

I find this a interesting subject to discuss ultimately I love sweet foods custard etc and things like that but savory not so much look at this list for example:

Mayo
Ketchup
Soups
Mushy Peas
Eggs
Pate
Beans
Pickles
Applesauce
Dipping sauces like thousand island etc..
Spagetti
Smash / Powdered mash
Salad Cream
Cheese sauce
Gravy
Curry Sauce
Peanut butter

Is all off my nice list. But that said I know a Submissive guy who wants every last bit of this list poured over him and even more gross stuff if I can think of it because its humiliating and degrading and he loves ever second of it. So what we might not like to get covered in doesnt mean that others like it. Its such a diverse fetish and mixes into several others I think

Very interesting subject. For me it very much depends on my frame of mind. When I gunge myself I prefer items that are smooth and creamy because I like that feeling against my skin. That would include mud, pudding, batter, shaving cream, even mayo.

But when I'm tied up and being gunged I'm in a very masochistic frame of mind and most of the items listed here by others would turn me on, precisely because I would not like the feel of them, but would "enjoy" the humiliation aspect of having them forced on me while I'm helpless and unable to prevent it.

Redi-whip or any aerosol whipped cream

Anything savory

Flowing volcanic lava.
Alien facehugger molecular acid blood.
Liquid nitrogen.
Molten lead.
Radioactive liquid waste.



(sorry, couldn't resist. This could be the start of meme!)

Seriously, I think I'd draw the line at anything spicy, or very strongly scented as it would probably become overwhelming. Vinegary things like brown sauce and salad cream can become spectacularly overpowering in an enclosed indoor setting with a few killowatts of heat running. I do wonder how some of the Japanese models who mix all kinds of sweet and savoury messes in the same shoot manage to handle the odour.

I don't really picture (or want to picture) using ANYTHING from the savory variety. I may like a few clips or pics involving savory to some extent here and there, but for actually using savory substances, that is right out.

Pies, cakes and slime/batter are pretty much my bread and butter, and I don't think that will change anytime soon. I used to use shaving cream and I could potentially come back to it, and I would LOVE to indulge in mud sometime, if I happened to find a nice 'venue' for it.

Wouldn't go near peanut butter!

Not a huge fan of most savory stuff either, mainly due to smell and the residual stink it leaves on everything the next day. Also not big on anything that won't readily go down a shower/tub drain...makes cleanup take that much more difficult (beans, spaghetti, etc.).

That said though, I do enjoy seeing the community content on some of the items that I wouldn't use myself such as peanut butter and beans...mainly because I don't have to deal with it myself . Kudos to those of you with the will power

Honestly, peanut butter isn't as bad as you might initially imagine. It feels very weird to do, but using shampoo and water a few times will dissolve it away pretty quickly.

The main issue is that it's similar in color to skin, so it's tough to make sure you've gotten everything.

Savory is out. Anything that can irritate the skin or the privates. Some shaving creams can cause a problem in the male privates area - avoid getting it up inside.

I don't like any mud that is granular.

I don't like cold substances -- and women I've wammed with don't either. Things are easy enough to warm up. To keep things warm, put the container in a bathtub with hot water in the bottom. That works with batter in a bucket, for example.

I have used Crisco and while it was a bit difficult to get off the skin, Prell and hot water will do the trick. I've also used petroleum jelly and it will come out after you use up all the hot water, and then come back an hour later and go at it again. But it is fun, and kept out of the hair, women seem to like it in foreplay..

I have to say I don't like even looking at savory pictures because to me it would be unpleasant. But everyone has different tastes.

Well it seems like savoury substances are the least popular amongst you lot.
Understandable.

Was there a reason behind the post or just curiosity?

tempted, but scared to death of peanut butter.

microwave it, add some oil to it and it feels so fucking good, i cant describe it. its a bitch to come out but honestly, what isnt? i use cake batter all the time and it seems like i can shower and still smell like an uncooked cake sometimes.
just hot water and dawn dishsoap and smoothing conditioner through your hair a couple of times and you are good! just get you a big ol loofah for the body. i played in 120 pounds of it. it felt amazing. so so worth it. just remember...conditioner!! it smooths it all off the hair and even the skin. just give yourself a good soap down first and get all initial stuff out with soap, hot water and loofah and then smooth that body down with a ton of conditioner. it can be cheap kind or whatever dont NOT try it. i swear i dont think there is a substance i HAVENT tried yet..... i have made my own substances that have become house hold names and ppl want the recipe! its amazing!
there is literally nothing i wouldnt put on me again. its always an experience. i will say, i fucking hated thousand island dressing and i gurgled that and about over 20 other substances out of an old shoe!! lol XD humiliation at its finest but i lived and it was a fucking blast and i have a fucking rad ass wam story.
i champed the fuck up that day!
what is SO CRAZY is that most of you all say savory and foam, nothing edible....
that is the stuff that SELLS THE BEST when we go to sell it usually!
now, sales are like flipping a coin but savory stuff? if you do savory, it will sell atleast some copies FOR SURE! i guess the people that really wanna see it either love it or just love seeing it done to other ppl (aka humiliation)
but, id rather not have thousand island again. done it 3 or 4 times and it is so gnarly.

There's nothing inherently meaty about gravy. Most gravy does have meat fat in it for flavor, but once that is left out, it's really just a variation on gunge - cornstarch and water. Obviously the preparation is different, but not very. It's really just a variation on the amounts of each ingredient.

If you wanted vegetarian gravy, you could replace the meat fat with a vegetarian flavor substitute.

Also, what is savory? I'm American, and we don't use that word as anything more than a flavor description, which isn't well-defined. But it seems to be used as a class of foods. What is in the category?

I wouldn't have chosen any of them for myself. When a guy asked if he could gunge me with a similar list though I said yes. I'd say yes again but I still wouldn't choose them for myself.

The discussion relates to two aspects.
Some things (curry sauce, gravy) are unpleasant at the time
others (flour) are good fun but a pain to clean up.
while others (smash, peanut butter) should not be on either list.

Savoury foods would be classed as anything that's not sweet, including for our terms, a condiament too a starter or main course.

I've never been big on the idea of mud, of all things. Probably because i associate mud with dirt. If i'm getting messy with food, i'm at least psychologically comforted by the fact it's FDA-approved or what have you where mud is just too "wild" an element,

- Savory
- Pies
- Slime
- Whipped Cream
- Peat

It's purely just curiosity

I've tried a number of savory substances, and the one I won't try again is barbecue sauce with serious amounts of black pepper in it. That stuff in the eyes is no fun.

Savoury stinky stuff makes me retch & to me that ain't sexy...although some people very into it so each to their own I guess!

Savoury, scat and manure are NO NO's for me!!.

Edible stuff.