The staple pie I believe if used correctly can be use as a mechanism for MH.

An example would be the stooge sitting down.

They are given 2 pies to hold in their hands and instructed not to drop them. Thus taking their hands and arms out of the equation.

Then 2 new pies are picked up and applied. Pie sandwich or all over the face and head.

Then thanks for holding those for me and then pick the other 2 for a full on pie plastering.

Simple but effective use of the staple pie.

For savoury fans who want to up the anti then you make make your pies with savoury fillings.

I'd avoid salad cream though as I have it on good authority it stinks

Any other ideas using the pie?

The best pies I've used for humiliation is a pastry case filled with fresh dough, topped with a squirt of condiment. Great coverage.

Those pies look great Will have to try them one day

They are if used properly x

Worst pie I ever took was a stilton and broccoli pie to face.

It absolutely stunk and tasted awful. Gave a very satisfying splat. Instantly became my new favourite substance.

They sound absolutely disgusting

Will have Patsy testing them out a.s.a.p.