Hello everyone. I'm new here and I have a question I'm hoping you can help us with. About a year ago I found a video on Pornhub that cought my attention. Blah Blah blah.... On to the question. My wife and I have "slimed" each other using cake batter, and have done pies with batter and real whipping cream. I've wanted to have sex as we are all messy. But we are concerned about infections. Does anyone have advise or know of something else we can use for messy play that is safe that we can get in the USA.

Thanks in advanced.

I would say Jayce is the real expert on this as she ventures farther and deeper to go where no man nor woman has gone before.

For us - my wife has had chocolate batter, mud clay, and other sweet stuff up there and never had a problem. I think I've heard that washing out with plain warm water is the best thing - nothing soapy or vinegary.

Good luck. You will have insane fun. And keep whatever you are using warm by letting the container sit in warm to hot water before hand. Just test with a finger to make sure there are no hot spots.

This came up recently, take a look at this thread here.

https://umd.net/forums/new-to-wet-and-messy

Candy Custard is a long time wammer/splosher and has pretty much used every ingredient on the face of the earth. Jayce and Ariel have similarly had very broad experiences.

The thing is everyone is different. The biggest things to look out for are food allergies and diabetes. For instance my ex has Celiac Disease and has horrible reactions to gluten, even by skin contact. If you have type 1 (I think), you need to be careful with sugar.

But other than that, it's sort of trial and error.

If one of you ends up being sensitive to foods, gunges/slimes (natrosol or methylcellulose) can be an option because they are non toxic and not absorbed by the body. Various forms of methylcellulose are used as additives in soaps, lubes and sometimes foods. It's also sometimes used as a laxative since it cannot be absorbed, and helps push things through.

It's very low risk infection-wise. The greater problem is how cold and impractical the reality of it is. Think heating.

space heaters are your friend...so long as they are out of the way of anything wet.

J Lube. https://www.qcsupply.com/320325-j-lube.html

Can't recommend it highly enough! Willing participant(s), warm summer night, hot tub and you should be set!

Thank you for responding. Only a few weeks till I get time off of work. Then it's messy time!

I have gluten issues too so clean up w my gf isn't good. But if U do use gluten free add cooking oil to it so it doesn't clump in your guys hair.

I used to be really worried about this but from my experience you're really not going to get an infection, even from high sugar foods, unless you have diabetes or another condition that makes you prone to infections. As long as you are cleaning up well afterwards I have used all sorts of things including cakes, syrup, cake batter, cool whip, frosting, fluff, corn syrup and various combinations of those with no problem.

Food allergies are a bigger concern IMO. If you can't eat it don't fuck in it.

Oh and shaving cream burns like fuck, don't use that internally either.

A tip for women, if you are still concerned about getting too much food stuff inside you then after getting messy offer to suck his dick right before fucking.

I never had sex in mess, but I definetely want to

You're fine, just do it!

Thats a very good Tip!!

Never had problems with stuff getting in. But for practical reasons it's sometimes better not to mix sex and messy. Sometimes it's so slippery that neither of us feels a lot anymore. Then it's better to switch to oral...