The size of the pie matters for coverage as well. The close up of the pie is just showing the size. The second picture was pie number 2 out of 3 as they gave the best coverage before Bailey wiped her face.

The best pie sandwich of all time.

I know I'm off on a limb here, but to me the ultimate pieing that all others should aspire to is the initial hit on the woman's bottom in Battle Of The Century, done almost a hundred years ago.

I will never understand the pies in the face. Why waste all that beautiful splatter on someone's face when you could put it on their clothes, to much messier result, instead?
Consistency. It splashes but also has gloopiness so it holds together on the back of her dress after the hit, a deliciously sloppy mess.

Here's one of my personal favorites from our collection: My wife taking the first of many coconut cream pies in a smart red business suit.

Perfect hit!

Amazing! any plans to release more?

Release the BATS!!!

A few of my pie pics over the years

Late to the party, but this one of my wife

Fashionably late...........

No Barbie WAM, I promise.

Also quite late on this thread! Few favourites my wife has taken over the last couple years

One more from me that didn't attach to previous post

From Women in Comedy instagram page. They use Graham cracker crusts and shaving cream, but produce amazing results with beautiful models