I have always liked fuckstick.

I definitely took the wrong English classes in college...

So...if what happens if a dicknose sneezes on a twatface?

i think its funny watching this video because you see me, and you dont see me foul mouthed as much as i typically am but then you start to see it SLLOOOOWWWWWLY coming out....

lol. not as motherfuckerly as this thread.....but a few f bombs made their way in....sorry robby. hahaha

so its different but i think its a good different. its ME but a different me. im also starting to wonder if my accent is what made that AI trip up?? hurmmm.....new video ideas.

"how a southern accent is not readable by siri"

true story.

I love this! Especially the latter two scenes where Jayce is looking gorgeous in a shiney dress and sparkly jewelry. As soon as I saw the stills I knew I had to buy the video!

thank you so much for your purchase!!! how these go will be the course of action we continue to take!

i am very pleased with how everyone likes it!

disclaimer: the outfits and jewelry fucking rocked. everything was awesome. then trashed. like super trashed.

ALREADY COMING UP WITH SCRIPTS FOR PLASTIC CHAIRS......