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"House of Mess/Robby wlp Present: The Jayce Lane Show Episode 1"
Jayce said:
i have all kinds of stuff to say but im blushing real hard.
sadblue said: Good god. I'll get to the first outfit in a second, but wanted to say great vid from you two, and it was nice to see Jayce's acting chops. 
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
i have all kinds of stuff to say but im blushing real hard.
Yeah, well, I've been blushing real hard all day because of this, so...payback time!
Jayce said:
*puts leather skirts on amazon wish list....
*comes up with name "leather skirt lapdance.....
*attempts to come up with a better name......
lol
sadblue said: Good god. I'll get to the first outfit in a second, but wanted to say great vid from you two, and it was nice to see Jayce's acting chops.
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
That first outfit, in particular the skirt, whew. Robby, if you picked that, props to you, my friend, but also a fuck you because ever since the purchase I've had lapdance daydreams constantly playing in my head like a screensaver, and the weird thing is, Jayce doesn't even take anything off in them. She's just...there. In that devilish leather skirt. With dat ass.
*puts leather skirts on amazon wish list....
*comes up with name "leather skirt lapdance.....
*attempts to come up with a better name......
lol
Hmm...the Mothafuckly Leather Lapdance?
Holy shitski! I get yelled at even when I do stuff right.
What kind of fuckery is this?
What kind of fuckery is this?
Fucktard is right up there with "fuckerheadie"
He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
 Love you, too |
I do believe she called me a "fargin icehole" once or twice while shooting.
Well thank you beautiful Jayce and motherfuckery fucktard Robby (sorry too easy) for being great and for taking my post as intended... constructive suggestion for a big segment of the community. I mean Jayce has posted before about her love of hot outfits, hose, heels etc. so natch I was expecting the full-on Jayce/Robby take on this glamour niche... everything else was perfect...great acting, great pie throwing! Very happy to hear the leg men will be rewarded on future episodes!
Thanks again ... seriously this is an awesome community!
Thanks again ... seriously this is an awesome community!
We will also be doing a month long tribute to "Elbow" WAM.
loving the comments, motherfuckerly.....
i also love fucktard and i usually throw in "dicknose" here and there.
college really paid off for me.
puts on glasses.......motherfuckerly.....
i also love fucktard and i usually throw in "dicknose" here and there.
college really paid off for me.
puts on glasses.......motherfuckerly.....
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
I have always liked fuckstick.
Jayce said: i also love fucktard and i usually throw in "dicknose" here and there.
So...if what happens if a dicknose sneezes on a twatface?
He's more potato now than man. Twisted and evil.
Potatoman-J said:
So...if what happens if a dicknose sneezes on a twatface?
Jayce said: i also love fucktard and i usually throw in "dicknose" here and there.
So...if what happens if a dicknose sneezes on a twatface?
It opens up a hole in the WAM/SPACE/TIME continuum.
I believe it also can cure prickly heat.
i think its funny watching this video because you see me, and you dont see me foul mouthed as much as i typically am but then you start to see it SLLOOOOWWWWWLY coming out....
lol. not as motherfuckerly as this thread.....but a few f bombs made their way in....sorry robby. hahaha
so its different but i think its a good different. its ME but a different me. im also starting to wonder if my accent is what made that AI trip up?? hurmmm.....new video ideas.
"how a southern accent is not readable by siri"
true story.
lol. not as motherfuckerly as this thread.....but a few f bombs made their way in....sorry robby. hahaha
so its different but i think its a good different. its ME but a different me. im also starting to wonder if my accent is what made that AI trip up?? hurmmm.....new video ideas.
"how a southern accent is not readable by siri"
true story.
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
Ya know......they "fit". It wasn't just fbombs for the sake of fbombs.
Your "Who the fuck is Aunt Becky" ad lib cracked me up.
You have fargin' skills lady!
Your "Who the fuck is Aunt Becky" ad lib cracked me up.
You have fargin' skills lady!
headman said: I love this! Especially the latter two scenes where Jayce is looking gorgeous in a shiney dress and sparkly jewelry. As soon as I saw the stills I knew I had to buy the video!
thank you so much for your purchase!!! how these go will be the course of action we continue to take!
i am very pleased with how everyone likes it!
disclaimer: the outfits and jewelry fucking rocked. everything was awesome. then trashed. like super trashed.
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
disclaimer: the outfits and jewelry fucking rocked. everything was awesome. then trashed. like super trashed.
It's Super Trashy!
Faster than a speeding banana cream pie
More powerful than a bucket of gunge
Able to leap mud pits in a single bound
Look...in front of the camera...it's a plastic chair...it's a scrunchie...no it's...
Super Trashy!
RobbyWLP said: disclaimer: the outfits and jewelry fucking rocked. everything was awesome. then trashed. like super trashed.
It's Super Trashy!
Faster than a speeding banana cream pie
More powerful than a bucket of gunge
Able to leap mud pits in a single bound
Look...in front of the camera...it's a plastic chair...it's a scrunchie...no it's...
Super Trashy!
ALREADY COMING UP WITH SCRIPTS FOR PLASTIC CHAIRS......
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
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