you ever feel weird or guilty about liking wam? i dont know why but its something i never bring up to people idk

You (generally speaking) don't bring up every secret to friends or family, has to be some form of a private life. You bring it up to someone of a like mind. I've never felt weird or guilty about it because it's like1% part of my life. Am i discreet? sure, but my thing is what others do behind closed doors is not my concern or my business. Life is too short to feel bad about something.

No. Why should we feel or be made to feel anything but happy for enjoying the things we enjoy irrespective of how niche or even taboo those things may be?

Find me one person who would not enjoy coming home to find their partner sat naked on the table waiting for them absolutely dripping from every part of their body in chocolate sauce and/or golden syrup.

Everything else here is little more than extension of a theme. Nothing to feel weird or guilty about!

Yes, depending on who I am talking to.

Mostly over waste. Currently in this economy a person's meal living on government basic is a can of beans.

I do remind myself that economics shift and it won't always be like that.

Feeling guilty over having the fetish itself though? No, we like what we like and if I am to feel guilty over having a fetish my fetish for high heels/feet (women) is what I feel guilt over.

That's a different subject though.

Bringing it up with people: Sex is personal, most folks don't openly talk about their sex life. Throw in Kinks or issues and it's an extra barrier to push past. With the right person though, it's very freeing to talk to someone about. I have a few friends that I talk t them about my kink, a few that know about it and others that I don't tell. You don't need to tell everyone.

Weird: All kinks are strange, but that is the beauty of them. The way the mind works is bizarre but acceptance of what we like removes the 'negative weirdness' from ourselves and turns it into 'funny weirdness'. Other people will take time to come around or go the other way and be judgmental (another issue with telling people).

Guilty: No, not about enjoyment. WAM turns me on, talking about it more so. Nothing wrong with that unless you are judging yourself. Again, acceptance is the way through this. Remember, this is a fun, silly kink that harms no one. Other kinks do have the abilty to cause a lot of harm so be grateful you have a friendly, playful kink!
That being said, I have a little guilt if using food as it is a waste, but most of the time I use gunge or non-food stuff.

yes but only before I found umd

This, this this.

Would I feel weird or guilty talking about WAM? Depends on who I'm talking to. Unless it's my partner, or it's some conversation specifically surrounding the subject (as a kink, or just in general), why would I be talking about it with anyone?

Do you randomly talk to your parents, casual acquaintances, or a random person about your sexual desires and preferences? No, because that would be weird.

It's like the meme that came from these shirts (which I never understand why anyone would wear in public).

In casual conversation if talking about children in terms of family planning you may say in casual conversation that you are trying to have a baby.

You would NOT say "Oh, I shoot ropes of cum into my wife every night to knock her up"

Now, if you personally feel weirdness and/or guilt about your fetish, you can do far worse than discussing it on a fetish forum where you are surrounded by likeminded people who can understand. If you don't find that particularly helpful and this is a subject causing you distress or you can't seem to get past, then you may wish to talk to a professional about it and explore WHY you feel this way.

I'm hoping your find the answers you need and it goes a long way in to helping you feel better about yourself and this silly, whimsical, little quirk we all share in common!

I dont talk about sex to random people or family i meant for partners but whatever never mind

Yeah, but I also feel lucky I am into wam and not other kinks (illegal or dangerous ones) that are more weird or causes more guilt.

I sometimes feel excited but nervous, like your going to get caught getting your nice clothes dirty, especially when wamming in something new.

"Am I really going to smear this pie all over my new formal dress?"
"Yes, Yes I am."
* SPLAT! *

No, not at all. When I was 11 years old and watching "What Would You Do" I was getting boners watching women get pied in various circumstances. I thought this was normal. I thought everyone enjoyed this the way I did. It wasn't until Real Sex on HBO that I realized I was different.

It wasn't until Real Sex on HBO that I realized I wasn't alone.

I was about 13 or 14 and watching kids tv where adults were pouring slime inside children's clothes. I felt sick. Asked my friend if they didn't think it was disgusting for an adult to do that to a child. She didn't see it as sexual the way I did. I pointed out that slime is obviously sexual men ejaculate women self lubricate. She said she saw my point but to her there was nothing sexual about gunge. That's when I realised I was different. I hadn't quite understood that I was bisexual yet or that I my gender identity was fluid. When your born female those things aren't as obvious if that makes sense. Someone labled male who wants to wear a dress and gets an erection when interacting with both genders really obvious. Someone labelled female who wears trousers and gets a bit red faced when there's physical contact with both genders is seen as a shy Tom boy type. Almost asexual. Anyway yep I felt weird, not guilty but vulnerable. Worried that someone would get me messy out of malice and it would feel like a sexual assault. Worried that someone would flick my fetish on switch and I'd be helpless to stop the doing whatever they wanted to do. For young folk with this fetish I can't recommend self WAM enough. A lot of that vulnerability lessened with self wam. It's most difficult when you're at the mercy of raging hormones and libido. Plenty of self wam and masturbation really helps with that.