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"Big Things Happening for SlapstickStuff in 2018!"
Love you, too
Wanted to wish all our fans a Happy New Year and also tell everyone of the exciting stuff coming to SlapstickStuff in the new year!
1. New models you've never seen will appear in shoots, to overall enthusiasm and/or indifference, depending.
2. Returning models will return, to dampened enthusiasm and/or outright indifference, depending.
3. That model you really really REALLY want to return? She won't.
4. Behind-the-scenes, more than a few drop-dead gorgeous models will be contacted, express interest in shooting, then flake out somewhere along the road to actually getting messy. (Don't worry. None of this will affect you, just me.)
5. I'll probably use that substance and/or wardrobe choice that automatically triggers a "no sale" for you, so... Sorry.
6. Edited scenes will continue to get released! The five of you who keep holding out for dirt-cheap clips... You're welcome.
7. We might buy a new backdrop?
8. SS200 will happen! (God and Trump v. North Korea willing...) It won't be as exciting as you think.
9. We'll post a lot of stuff on UMD. (Did you know we have streaming now? We have STREAMING now!!)
10. Regis will post some snarky comments in response to said posts.
Please take this post in the spirit of self-deprecating humor for which it was intended! (And ignore that I stole MG's idea.) In semi-seriousness, 2017 has been.... "interesting".... and I look forward to saying Good Riddance and On to Bigger and Better in 2018!!
1. New models you've never seen will appear in shoots, to overall enthusiasm and/or indifference, depending.
2. Returning models will return, to dampened enthusiasm and/or outright indifference, depending.
3. That model you really really REALLY want to return? She won't.
4. Behind-the-scenes, more than a few drop-dead gorgeous models will be contacted, express interest in shooting, then flake out somewhere along the road to actually getting messy. (Don't worry. None of this will affect you, just me.)
5. I'll probably use that substance and/or wardrobe choice that automatically triggers a "no sale" for you, so... Sorry.
6. Edited scenes will continue to get released! The five of you who keep holding out for dirt-cheap clips... You're welcome.
7. We might buy a new backdrop?
8. SS200 will happen! (God and Trump v. North Korea willing...) It won't be as exciting as you think.
9. We'll post a lot of stuff on UMD. (Did you know we have streaming now? We have STREAMING now!!)
10. Regis will post some snarky comments in response to said posts.
Please take this post in the spirit of self-deprecating humor for which it was intended! (And ignore that I stole MG's idea.) In semi-seriousness, 2017 has been.... "interesting".... and I look forward to saying Good Riddance and On to Bigger and Better in 2018!!
I had this really odd idea of producers giving the opportunity for a person to attend (and probably help with clean up) a messy video shoot. I guess one video purchase equals one raffle ticket and the drawing would be done live or something like that.
This appears to rule you out as the producer MG is merging with
SStuff said: Wanted to wish all our fans a Happy New Year and also tell everyone of the exciting stuff coming to SlapstickStuff in the new year!
1. New models you've never seen will appear in shoots, to overall enthusiasm and/or indifference, depending.
2. Returning models will return, to dampened enthusiasm and/or outright indifference, depending.
3. That model you really really REALLY want to return? She won't.
4. Behind-the-scenes, more than a few drop-dead gorgeous models will be contacted, express interest in shooting, then flake out somewhere along the road to actually getting messy. (Don't worry. None of this will affect you, just me.)
5. I'll probably use that substance and/or wardrobe choice that automatically triggers a "no sale" for you, so... Sorry.
6. Edited scenes will continue to get released! The five of you who keep holding out for dirt-cheap clips... You're welcome.
7. We might buy a new backdrop?
8. SS200 will happen! (God and Trump v. North Korea willing...) It won't be as exciting as you think.
9. We'll post a lot of stuff on UMD. (Did you know we have streaming now? We have STREAMING now!!)
10. Regis will post some snarky comments in response to said posts.
Please take this post in the spirit of self-deprecating humor for which it was intended! (And ignore that I stole MG's idea.) In semi-seriousness, 2017 has been.... "interesting".... and I look forward to saying Good Riddance and On to Bigger and Better in 2018!!
1. New models you've never seen will appear in shoots, to overall enthusiasm and/or indifference, depending.
2. Returning models will return, to dampened enthusiasm and/or outright indifference, depending.
3. That model you really really REALLY want to return? She won't.
4. Behind-the-scenes, more than a few drop-dead gorgeous models will be contacted, express interest in shooting, then flake out somewhere along the road to actually getting messy. (Don't worry. None of this will affect you, just me.)
5. I'll probably use that substance and/or wardrobe choice that automatically triggers a "no sale" for you, so... Sorry.
6. Edited scenes will continue to get released! The five of you who keep holding out for dirt-cheap clips... You're welcome.
7. We might buy a new backdrop?
8. SS200 will happen! (God and Trump v. North Korea willing...) It won't be as exciting as you think.
9. We'll post a lot of stuff on UMD. (Did you know we have streaming now? We have STREAMING now!!)
10. Regis will post some snarky comments in response to said posts.
Please take this post in the spirit of self-deprecating humor for which it was intended! (And ignore that I stole MG's idea.) In semi-seriousness, 2017 has been.... "interesting".... and I look forward to saying Good Riddance and On to Bigger and Better in 2018!!
Hey Rich, you let a few more scenarios out.
11. Producer will continue to hit ALL HOT MODELS with a cake in the face first, tease the fans by making model hold a pie, making customers think the model will end up wearing that pie, but still hit the model with a cake even though some of his TOP PAYING customers don't like that!!!!
12. TOP PAYING customers will continue to support your work, even though there not thrilled about the cake in the face first. At least producer doesn't whisper all the lines that the model is supposed to say during the scene, thus ruining any chance to have a realistic slapstick scene, and causing customers to turn their speakers off during the scene!! :ahahah: The producers who do this, know who there are!!!!
Thanks for all the great work in 2017 Rich!!! Your Rock!!! Please keep up the great work!!!!
Wear A Pie, Don't Eat One!
i am dying laughing at this post. i fucking love it!!!
i would love to put one up like this with the realistic shit that goes down but alas, being a GIRL and producing and being amateur...realistically....it doesnt come across as being quite as funny. true story.
cheers to a new year of doing what the fuck you want and heres hoping that you make some money whilst doing so!! a prosperous new year! we can all hope, right? hey, we love what we do but it fucking costs money!
i would love to put one up like this with the realistic shit that goes down but alas, being a GIRL and producing and being amateur...realistically....it doesnt come across as being quite as funny. true story.
cheers to a new year of doing what the fuck you want and heres hoping that you make some money whilst doing so!! a prosperous new year! we can all hope, right? hey, we love what we do but it fucking costs money!
Get Messy, Get Wet, C'mon Get Happy!
Watch the pottymouth,Jayce! 
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
HappyCamper said: Watch the pottymouth,Jayce!
yeah, um.....about that.....FUCK THAT SHIT. as dave chappelle would say when impersonating the great samuel l. jackson "HAVENT YOU SEEN MY MOVIES?? THIS IS HOW I TALK!!!"
Get Messy, Get Wet, C'mon Get Happy!
Fuckin love the way you talk Jayce!!! Don't ever change. Say what you want, whenever you want. Just stay REAL girl. 
#10 peaked my interest...
Mr_Pies said:
Hey Rich, you let a few more scenarios out.
11. Producer will continue to hit ALL HOT MODELS with a cake in the face first, tease the fans by making model hold a pie, making customers think the model will end up wearing that pie, but still hit the model with a cake even though some of his TOP PAYING customers don't like that!!!!
Hey Rich, you let a few more scenarios out.
11. Producer will continue to hit ALL HOT MODELS with a cake in the face first, tease the fans by making model hold a pie, making customers think the model will end up wearing that pie, but still hit the model with a cake even though some of his TOP PAYING customers don't like that!!!!
I thought #6 (I'll use a substance you don't like) covered that, but many not quite as specifically??
Anyway... Thanks all! Happy 2018! Jayce, cuss as much as you fuckin' want to!
acesandeights said: Fuckin love the way you talk Jayce!!! Don't ever change. Say what you want, whenever you want. Just stay REAL girl.
thanks and cheers to S.S. for keeping it real....sometimes i have to remember that i AM a chick on here and there is always the chappelle skit "when keeping it real goes wrong" lol
ariel and myself could probably relate our whole lives to a chappelle skit. hahah. but for real, this is so fucking funny. i have had the flue and felt like total ass and balls and this post made me snort laugh. yes, snort laugh. thanks s.s. 
and regis not having anything to say??! holy shit. hell hath frozen over. we love you, regis. its okay! you will come up with something!!
Get Messy, Get Wet, C'mon Get Happy!
acesandeights said: Fuckin love the way you talk Jayce!!! Don't ever change. Say what you want, whenever you want. Just stay REAL girl.
Jayce and I are tight. She knows I kid
Oh Janet! You look so funny!!!
SStuff said: Wanted to wish all our fans a Happy New Year and also tell everyone of the exciting stuff coming to SlapstickStuff in the new year!
1. New models you've never seen will appear in shoots, to overall enthusiasm and/or indifference, depending.
2. Returning models will return, to dampened enthusiasm and/or outright indifference, depending.
3. That model you really really REALLY want to return? She won't.
4. Behind-the-scenes, more than a few drop-dead gorgeous models will be contacted, express interest in shooting, then flake out somewhere along the road to actually getting messy. (Don't worry. None of this will affect you, just me.)
5. I'll probably use that substance and/or wardrobe choice that automatically triggers a "no sale" for you, so... Sorry.
6. Edited scenes will continue to get released! The five of you who keep holding out for dirt-cheap clips... You're welcome.
7. We might buy a new backdrop?
8. SS200 will happen! (God and Trump v. North Korea willing...) It won't be as exciting as you think.
9. We'll post a lot of stuff on UMD. (Did you know we have streaming now? We have STREAMING now!!)
10. Regis will post some snarky comments in response to said posts.
Please take this post in the spirit of self-deprecating humor for which it was intended! (And ignore that I stole MG's idea.) In semi-seriousness, 2017 has been.... "interesting".... and I look forward to saying Good Riddance and On to Bigger and Better in 2018!!
1. New models you've never seen will appear in shoots, to overall enthusiasm and/or indifference, depending.
2. Returning models will return, to dampened enthusiasm and/or outright indifference, depending.
3. That model you really really REALLY want to return? She won't.
4. Behind-the-scenes, more than a few drop-dead gorgeous models will be contacted, express interest in shooting, then flake out somewhere along the road to actually getting messy. (Don't worry. None of this will affect you, just me.)
5. I'll probably use that substance and/or wardrobe choice that automatically triggers a "no sale" for you, so... Sorry.
6. Edited scenes will continue to get released! The five of you who keep holding out for dirt-cheap clips... You're welcome.
7. We might buy a new backdrop?
8. SS200 will happen! (God and Trump v. North Korea willing...) It won't be as exciting as you think.
9. We'll post a lot of stuff on UMD. (Did you know we have streaming now? We have STREAMING now!!)
10. Regis will post some snarky comments in response to said posts.
Please take this post in the spirit of self-deprecating humor for which it was intended! (And ignore that I stole MG's idea.) In semi-seriousness, 2017 has been.... "interesting".... and I look forward to saying Good Riddance and On to Bigger and Better in 2018!!
Love it
Any chance you'll do any more solo shoots or did that not really pan out? I loved them.
AlexBosley69 said: Any chance you'll do any more solo shoots or did that not really pan out? I loved them.
Oh, like the male stuff? Maybe.
I had a customer customing some "girl pies guy" scenes, so you might see those popping up again from some established models....
This is sad, heartfelt, and funny as hell, all rolled into one.
But most importantly, you didn't give Regis anything to work with...
But most importantly, you didn't give Regis anything to work with...
I'm gonna fucking hang myself now
