Hey UMD Friends!

The support for all the naughty hardcore action at WAM with Benefits has been amazing. However, creative inspiration struck, and I really wanted to create a full on UMD-ified version of a proper messy game show that so many of us liked from the 90s and early 2000s.

Introducing "Hot Mess Express," a messy game show format where teams of beautiful women compete in real messy games. The games are a surprise to the contestants, the models are gorgeous, everything is unscripted and spontaneous, and everyone is guaranteed to get really, really messy!

Some games will be in bikinis, other games will go topless, and some games will go full nude. There will be no adult naughty content in this format, however.

We just completed filming our first three episodes this past weekend. As we await the edits (they're gonna be good, as they were shot with a fellow UMD videographer), you can check out a few previews that will be released on the show's instagram account. Pics and teasers will be trickling out in the coming days.

Instagram: @thehotmessslime
Please give us a follow!

Coming soon: https://hot-mess-express.umd.net/

This looks like it'll be great! Especially if that's Vlada from PieZone I see in a couple of those pictures! I can't wait to see some of these videos

What a great idea.
I love messy games

Make sure you have plenty of variety. Not just yellow custard pies but buckets of many other colours.

I would love to see a game where two guys compete, BUT whoever loses a round results in one of the girls suffering the messy forfeit

I like the sound of this. Your Wam with Benefits videos have always looked great in terms of models and mess, but I'm not into the hardcore stuff so I've tended not to buy scenes.

Holy Cow!!!!! This is the exact thing I've been waiting for, thank you so much. I literally have never looked more forward to an upcoming scene on UMD ever.

When will the first scene be released? The anticipation is actually killing me lol

Once again a big thank you to both you and all the girls who will be starring in this wonderful series.

This is very exciting! I enjoy your content, but these types of videos will really be right up my alley!

This looks amazing. Thanks for the preview!

Looks amazing

I have plenty of ideas for games you could try out

Yes!! You understand my love for bikinis! I hope this new store opening means a whole series of these videos! Would love to see maybe savory or condiments used as well. I have ideas if you want to message me.

These look excellent, haven't opened my wallet for anything WAM related in a little while. That may have to change!

This looks amazing, you have my dollar.

For me the vibe of light + fun + spontaneous = sexy.

Love the swimwear, would love to see all different kinds (possibly including the kind people actually swim in )

Are you thinking about bringing any contraptions onboard?

This is amazing!!!! Can't wait!!!!

My wallet is ready and waiting...

Everything about this sounds fantastic.
The teaser pics are amazing.
So looking forward to seeing more.

It feels like this side of the market has died off.

The downloads store this morning is 100%: explicit, food, savoury, combinations of the above. This isn't to knock the content, which there must be a strong demand for, or the incredible work that goes into making it (models and producers).

Off the top of my head, I can't think of a store that serves this niche right now. Which is mad because there used to be loads (really sorry if I forgot anyone)

I am absolutely not trying to hijack this thread, but I did nearly cry when I saw this. We have been making fun gameshow scenes of exactly this kind, consistently for several years now, and that's, at least in part, because I am a huge fan of this kind of wam too. Bikini games. Some topless. Some nude. Pies. Slime. Gameshows a go go. Unscripted and spontaneous. I am not going to post pics link to anything here, because I am not trying to steal ArchNemisis' thunder, but clearly I need to do a better job of promoting.

To get things back on track...as a purchaser of your content previously, AN I am excited that you will be making this kind of stuff too. The pics look great and hopefully together we can bring this kind of wam to the fore again.

Good luck with the venture...as a fan of your work, I hope it's a huge success.

This looks amazing! I too, have wanted to kick it back old school and do things like "the color guess game" "guess the mess" or "messy trivia" coming up for my last shoots of the year..:
But? I honestly don't know what to do!
It seems like the gals do best when we ask them questions about themselves and come up with some kind of idea of how/when they get messy. The gals love to talk about themselves and getting messy. Explaining.
But? You are correct in the fact that as producers spending our own dollars? We gotta have a market for it.
I do believe that people who buy your stuff will enjoy the mix of sex and fun-they watch a sex video and get off then watch a more playful sexy video-//and maybe get off or just enjoy the different scenery
It is terribly hard to know what will appeal to the masses, what doesn't look like it's read off a script-and something spontaneous that really grips the audience but? I think -by seeing the pics? You are doing the damn thing!
I love your stuff sooooo much (and revs too!) so? I hope you both really have some great feedback from these!
If yall want to ever send me a couple ideas for nov 8th that you aren't using? Feel free! Haha!
All jokes aside? I think that this will do well
I do think that wam is very much sexually driven but? I also think that people want to have that old school stuff )in better res) that we all know and love
It can also show new comers something different (to them) if they have purely been buying x rated content
You go! Weeeee!

You make wonderful content, rev! I just think you have SO MUCH of it? Sometimes it can get lost in translation.
To those that are wanting to purchase things like this. But? You do have a great variety of wam-including game shows!
You have done so amazing since the day you told me you were opening a store and I'm so proud of you keeping it going! You have been smart and kept yourself humble and kind through it all! Much love!

Oh no! I knew this would happen, hence the disclaimer. I wasn't looking to invalidate anyone.

I know there are producers making content like this, but I do think the scene has shrunk and definitely lost visibility recently.

I hope having another strong entrant will boost everyone, and hopefully bring more (customers, producers) back to the scene.

I also think theres the matter of taste, even within a niche. More producers, more variety, and hopefully single producers can be a bit freer not feeling like they have to cater to everyone. (Never been a producer, YMMV)

Love a good messy gameshow!

Don't worry Rev you will always be number one. Your brilliantly creative and sexy messy gameshows have set an incredibly high standard that no one yet on UMD has ever managed to even come close to. What makes your videos even better is how all the girls in the gameshows are all clearly having a blast which always makes them a joy to watch.

The super trashing's and of course my personal favourite post shower nude surprise pies to the face have made you my favourite and I would love it if there were more creators who followed in your footsteps

I appreciate the very kind words. I don't think this series will disappoint (especially episode 3!)

The previews look great! Can't wait to see what kind of games there are and how they all turn out. Any date for the first release?

I hope we get some great WWYD-style consequences!

I want to play in all and any messy games! Count me in, sign me up, I love leaving mess up to chance and someone else

I think you'll be quite happy!

A good food fight!!! Overall co-sign

I love your work Archnemesis, and have purchased quite a few of your videos over the years.
And the quiz show vibe is also right up my alley - like many people on this thread it's fair to say I'm super-excited too!

The one thing I like about your gungings and pieings is that there is loads of open leg action... hope your nude gameshows have this too! Can't wait to see what you produce next!

any updates/eta on these?