He may be dressed in his gym gear but I know he's been lying about going.
Not only has he been avoiding going to the gym but he has been eating a lot of sweet stuff.
I have a selection of ingredients which I thought I could either force feed him or cover him in and obviously choose to mess him up as he has eaten quite enough!
Laughed at and humiliated as pots of yoghurt and a trifle get poured over his head and shoved in his face, chocolate eclairs stuffed down his leggings and into his butt with one in his mouth and another down the front of his attire, spray cream is squirted all over his head followed by bananas mushed into him, doughnuts have the jam squeezed out of them and are crumbled on top of his head.
Someone needs to get a new outfit now and actually get themselves to the gym, I am sure he would like to take a shower now... so he can go use the shower at the gym!
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