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Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I'm your host HUGH J'ARDON and welcome to
The show where two smart gunge aficionados go head to head to see who will be shell-ebrating and who will have egg on their face (and their shirts and ties!).
ROUND ONE is simple, our two contestants will have 100 words to make their case to see the other gunged and offer a reason why they shouldn't face the slop themselves. You the audience will vote on who has the best arguments and when the poll closes in 7 days the loser will be sentenced to a humiliating bucket of egg-yolk-orange gunge over their head whilst dressed in the lovely smart outfit they're wearing in the pics below!
Will our loser be able to win back some dignity in ROUND TWO or will they end up stewing in the slop for even longer?? There's even a chance for them to get their own back, but lose the SCRAMBLE GAMBLE and it's a bucket of egg-white-coloured gunge as well as that yolk! How eggs-travagant! If the vote ends in a tie then the quiz will decide who gets the yolking aswell!
So let's get to know our contestants and see what outfits they've chosen to risk!
First up we have POPLIN, why don't you introduce yourself...
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Hi my names Poplin, I work in theatre and I'm from London
Thank you and welcome! Next up we have OldSchoolGunger, tell us a bit about yourself...
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Hi Hugh I'm Roger and I'm a PA from the North East
Thank you and a warm welcome to you as well. Best of luck to both of you, let's get ROUND ONE started!
NOW, TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT OUR CONTESTANTS HAVE TO SAY FOR THEMSELVES IN THEIR STATEMENT POSTS BELOW AND...
LET THE VOTING BEGIN!
and remember to leave a comment so we all know your reasons!
Best of luck to our contestants and see you in 7 days for the result!
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I've been a member of this community for about 15 years and I regularly try to keep the smart gunge side of things going with new pics, bets, games and votes whenever I can. I really hope you see fit to send my opponent to the slop and save me in light of all of the good things I've done and the upstanding community member I have always been. Plus this is a really nice shirt and tie and a trip to the tank sounds like it would be the end of it! Please make sure the Yolk's On Poplin!
Thank You
"If the vote ends in a tie then the quiz will decide who gets the yolking aswell!"
Exactly, Taste of his own medicine. Plus look at his profile photo. He takes a gunging over the head so well so clearly he loves it. Why deny him his greatest desire.
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Why?!!? Give me one good reason. BTW this is a total travesty
Fine, seeing as you are making me chose, I've always liked the arts, it has to be Poplin!
This guy gets it! Come on people, gunge the loser and save my nice expensive tie!
I'm quite sure over the years you've been just as responsible for ruining my clothes as I have yours sir!
I'm quite sure over the years you've been just as responsible for ruining my clothes as I have yours sir!
I don't recall a single instance of this and think it highly suspicious you only choose to raise it now...
COME ON FOLKS - VOTE FOR OLDSCHOOLGUNGER! You know you would love to see him slimed
It has come to my attention that OldSchoolGunger has hacked into my account and used it to vote against his opponent.
Who knows how many other accounts he has done the same to?
On The Yolk's On You we take any behaviour of this sort very seriously and so we now sentence him to get the gunge regardless of the outcome of this vote as a punishment.
It has come to my attention that OldSchoolGunger has hacked into my account and used it to vote against his opponent.
Who knows how many other accounts he has done the same to?
On The Yolk's On You we take any behaviour of this sort very seriously and so we now sentence him to get the gunge regardless of the outcome of this vote as a punishment.
Wow! I knew he would do anything to avoid the gunge but I'm surprised he's sunk this low. Now he can see what it feels like to sink low in the gunge too!
However we are unable to verify all of the votes, so this of course does call into question the fairness of the votes received.
Here on the Yolk's On You we like nothing better than seeing two smart gents getting the gunge so both contestants have gamely agreed that they will start Round 2 knowing they will BOTH get the orange Yolk gunge. We thank them very much for for being such good sports,
They will now play round 2 to see who gets the time penalties and the doubling of the gunge punishment. That's two whole buckets of gunge for the ultimate loser!
Stay tuned to The Yolk's On You! This is going to be unmissable!
It has come to my attention that OldSchoolGunger has hacked into my account and used it to vote against his opponent.
Who knows how many other accounts he has done the same to?
On The Yolk's On You we take any behaviour of this sort very seriously and so we now sentence him to get the gunge regardless of the outcome of this vote as a punishment.
In a tense game Poplin managed to lose out to OldSchoolGunger and will get the second lot of white gunge alongside the original orange gunge PLUS a 25 minute sit in the slop time penalty.
OldSchoolGunger gets the orange gunge and a 5 minute sit in the slop penalty.
Pictures of the unlucky contestants punishments to follow shortly...
Amirite lads?
