Imagine the Stargate opens, but instead of alien warriors attacking, it's a bunch of flying cream pies hitting people. Which Stargate actress would you like to see get clobbered?

Can Teal'c catch a pie too? I'd love to see his reaction

I'm glad that Ming-na Wen is receiving a lot of votes, but I personally picked Jewel Staite.

Ming-Na Wen but in the Princess Leia metal bikini.

Somebody needs to tell MessyGirl about this. And see if she can put it together. HA!