In which our hero, Cocky Suit, (NOT Splatty Pants) assumes that just because Online Dom is on vacation, his social media isn't being monitored.

Consequently, for a particularly egregious display of conceit and vanity, Online Dom reached out remotely to order a creaming and duncing.

Finally, something we can both agree on, you're an idiot and a fool

You take that back!

You said it, not mr!