I'm curious what people pick in the following scenario:

You are going to go on a hidden messy walk in public. You will have to walk from a public bathroom for X time and then come back to clean up.

Your messy choices are:
-Stuff a dozen sticky glazed doughnuts in your underwear and walk for 30 minutes.
-Stuff 7 jelly or custard (no cream) filled donuts in your underwear and walk for 20 minutes
-Stuff 4 cinnamon sugar dusted doughnuts into your underwear and walk around for 10 minutes.

Halfway through the walk you have to sit for 1 minute.

For scenario sake, we'll say nothing will leave your underwear during the walk and you won't be delayed during it/talked to besides the usual hi and such. No chance at an infection, imbalance, or such either.

Which mess would you choose and why? Does the length of time matter to you? The feel of people's glances as they pass you?

Caramel custard donuts for me (as gooey as possible).
Keeping it realistic, I'd say probably around 7 for 20 minutes - because they're probably sold in 4 packs and I'd eat one of them, and after 20 minutes I'd be so horny I'd probably want to cum and then clean up.

I might have just described my next messy session!

I would prefer not to.

Did it!

Couldn't find caramel custard donuts so I used 8 Choux buns instead (4 in the front and 4 in the back). I stayed not far from home.

Walking around felt lovely. First was the feeling like somebody had their hand firmly on my butt the whole time, as the sticky chocolate from the choux buns stuck to my ass.

There was a part where I had to climb a steep hill, which rubbed my cock between the buns at the front as my legs moved.

Then of course I had to sit down, and the filling of the buns just bubbled out between my butt crack for about 30 seconds.

Then I headed for home. Once back I got a massager and put it between my legs to mix things around and make me cum in my messy pants.

Only then did I look inside to see how messy things had got....

In total I actually had the buns in my pants for about an hour! Then off to the shower.

Thanks for the idea!!