I'm curious what people pick in the following scenario:

You are going to go on a hidden messy walk in public. You will have to walk from a public bathroom for X time and then come back to clean up.

Your messy choices are:
-Stuff a dozen sticky glazed doughnuts in your underwear and walk for 30 minutes.
-Stuff 7 jelly or custard (no cream) filled donuts in your underwear and walk for 20 minutes
-Stuff 4 cinnamon sugar dusted doughnuts into your underwear and walk around for 10 minutes.

Halfway through the walk you have to sit for 1 minute.

For scenario sake, we'll say nothing will leave your underwear during the walk and you won't be delayed during it/talked to besides the usual hi and such. No chance at an infection, imbalance, or such either.

Which mess would you choose and why? Does the length of time matter to you? The feel of people's glances as they pass you?

Caramel custard donuts for me (as gooey as possible).
Keeping it realistic, I'd say probably around 7 for 20 minutes - because they're probably sold in 4 packs and I'd eat one of them, and after 20 minutes I'd be so horny I'd probably want to cum and then clean up.

I might have just described my next messy session!

I would prefer not to.