I've only ever done self mess so I want get messed and humilliated by a hot girl. In terms of sustances, I got messed with eggs, pies, custard, chocolate and syrup and in the future I would like to get pied with mostwam style pies, try saboury mess (mainly nacho cheese and mustard) get gunged with green slime in a gungetank and definitely get muddy in a lot of ways: in a mud pit, in a gungetank and in a dunktank filled of mud, so I think a guided tour of Mostwam studios would make me cross all my wishes off the bucket list XD

I tried this once but we got thrown out of B&Q.

Messy:
I'd love to be made into coleslaw and a 5-course meal.

Public sploshing, but messy enough that I can't deny what it is. I did run through a public fountain recently-ish. I got such a rush from it, and my wet clothes stuck to me for the next couple of hours until they dried. Was fab. Would love to know how I'd get clean if it were food though.

Get those bad dragon or similar fantasy dildos in crazy colors with cum tubes and get full on fake-jizzed until I'm unrecognizable.

Swim in a slime pool and maybe fuck in it.


Wet:
Lots of public stuff going into rivers or the ocean.

Underwater oral sex because I like the breathplay aspect and how hair looks like a forest swirling around underwater.

Otherwise I've gotten to try a lot of things already, but that doesn't stop the cravings.

Oh, man! Fucking in a slime pool!!! YES YES and more YES!!!

Someone plz ship me an entire slime pool. 1 mega unit and a new house that it will fit in.

A messy session with MessyDarla is on my radar; however I'd have to look over my shoulder constantly watching out for her strap-on wielding partner Zia!

Being tied up and completely trashed, just a simple chair tie or something and lots of mess!
Id also love to do this to somebody else too i think it would be a lot of fun

Ive also always wanted a messy session with Kacie but shes too far away

I want to pie a pretty girl in the face. I'd like to pie her tits and pussy and rub it in her good.

I also want to be naked, tied to a chair and pied repeatedly in my face and body. I want to have her rub my cock with whip cream.

I would absolutely love to get paid to wam lol but that'll never happen, more realistically, I'd love a hands free slime drop device, my wife and I could sit under and or a pie pod.

I'd love to organize a posh Just Desserts Dinner Table with a handful of young handsome male models, all dressed in expensive designer suits or tuxedos, with perfect hairdos. Starting the mess by flinging cream off a little spoon across the table, spots of cream hitting the unprepared models sitting opposite at the table, which in the consequence would soon lead to a wild and messy cream pie fight.

Tied and pied with at least 20 pies. No wiping mess off, just pie after pie

I'd like to have a hot cowgirl in tight Wranglers, boots chaps and hat army crawl to me in the mud of a rodeo arena and do it with her in one of the bucking chutes with both of us covered in mud.

That pretty much IS my WAM bucket list.

I want to fill up one of those inflatable adult baths with thick gunge and just submerge in it for hours. Ive also wanted to try filling up a sleeping bag with a couple of buckets of gunge and just rolling around in it.

I've had some fantastic wam adventures with several partners, but I'd say my bucket list item would have to be a private session with Jayce. Getting pied and slimed by her would be a wet and messy dream come true for sure.

I'd also be remiss if I didn't say my next dream would be helping Kelsey slime one of her stunning models.

I'd love to get a group of guys on here collect an absolutely massive list of the filthiest slop of their choice you could ever imagine. Then tie My lovely victim Mrs FB in the gunge chair messy girl uses and let the guys loose on Mrs FB, totally destroying her until their hearts content whilst I film it, listening to her cries for mercy

You know, you might just get one or two volunteers for that :lol:

I finally got to experience quarry clay this summer. Now, the only real mud adventure I have left is a full submersion. Provided, once I get that, the goal posts will likely move again. At that point, my imagination will completely take over and I'll come up with a completely impractical scenario.

Oh, I know I already answered once to this thread, but being messed up in a pillory has also been a longtime fantasy of mine. Pied, maybe pelted with fruits or vegetables, maybe having slime or mud dumped on me, all while I can't wipe anything away and am helpless to resist any humiliations my captor decides to dish out on me.

I need to find mud thats deep enough to fully submerge in! The farthest I've ever sunk so far in mud/quicksand was at that quarry I found and I can only get down to my chest before it becomes too dense to sink any further. I try to use my arms to force my way down but they just break through the surface and bending my knees just forces my way back up. It possesses a problem while trying to to... ahem... enjoy it.

Don't write it off. Dreams CAN come true.

I definitely want to find some DEEP mud. Like that light brown stuff you can literally swim in. The stuff from Messy Fun, WAM Chantelle's area, and Lake Mead back in the day.

I also want to experience a true gunging. I've never actually messed with the stuff, because it's so hard to get here.

But this biggest thing really involves finding my person. Having actual couples sessions with a partner that's into it. It doesn't have to be her thing, but that she enjoys it with me, and that I can explore the things she loves.

I've been lucky to have checked off some of my bucket list experiences. I took turning "Dirty 30" literally and indulged myself with a messy roadtrip! Highlights included:
- Sinking in bottomless tidal silt
- Meeting up with a play partner for my first real time getting messy with another person - we met up again the following year. We took turns covering each other in gallons of glue/borax slime, filling up a bathtub to the brim with the black tar-like goo, attempting to sleep together rolled up in a slime cocoon (but aborting in the middle of the night after shivering with cold!)
- Visiting Studio588 to crew some shoots and play in the pits!!!

And I've checked off more from my bucket list since then:
- I got to play with the lovely MyPierogative twice!
- In a seedy massage parlor in NYC's Korea town, I had my first nuru massage.
- On a couple occasions I introduced messy play to new people, ending up with multiple naked folks covered in slime in an inflatable pool.
- Just last year, I was able to acquire some super-sticky Chinese hot melt pressure sensitive glue!
- And just to briefly mention some non-wam bucket list items... while living for a couple years in a house that hosted poly play parties, I put my Sybian to good use, and rounded out my kinky kit with a Venus2000 and a vacbed!
- I've played with melted marshmallow/gummy, glue/borax slime, XUR's bodyslime, Gelli Baff & Slime Baff (sodium polyacrylate & polyacrylamide), nuru gel, tidal mud, bentonite clay, jlube, a discontinued product called Gobbledy Goop (really excellent slime), and the hot melt glue. Overall my favorite has been the glue/borax slime for its ease of mixing, quality of play, storage longevity, and ease of cleanup. These days I do think twice about how much scrubbing it takes to get sodium polyacrylamide (Slime Baff) off the skin...

Now as far as bucket list experiences I've still yet to check...
- I'm aching to sink into deep creamy quarry clay someday! Archenemys had some awesome clay in Maine - if anyone has a spot in SE USA, hit me up!
- I dream of the mpvbleck pits. Sinking into a non-newtonian pit would be incredible.
- I'd love to lube up my waterbed and have slippery sexy fun!
- And/or spend a slimy afternoon in a bounce house!
- Using the aforementioned hot melt glue, I fantasize about getting full-body stuck!
- Ultimate bucket list fantasy: one day have enough money to build my dream house, along with dedicated messy play area outfitted with deluxe showers and wading pool filled with slime! If I win the lottery make that 2 pools, and fill the other with mud!
- Recently I've been attracted to inflatable bondage that squeezes you into immobility - like the tightest full-body hug from soft latex/rubber... it would be amazing to add slime to the mix, feeling it ooze around you while the air inflates and squeezes everywhere! Hinako has a scene of a huge inflatable bondage ball filled with slime - looks so fun!
- Lastly, I'd love to be sucked into my vacbed and pleasured with TLC all night long! - not inherently messy, but give it a few hours, and maybe introduce a cup of melted marshmallow for a sticky tug!

Oh you are naughty Brooke, but I love it.

So other rather interesting ideas on people bucket list.

I see that the trend seems to be volume, and why not.

I want to make love to my fuck buddy in some sloppy deep mud whilst she's wearing white leggings with thighboots on and watch slowly sink to the top of her boots bent over

Definitely a gunge tank! I am in the process of optimizing a contraption that can simulate this experience but the clean-up is a pain.

I would love to be locked in pillory at a renaissance fair or another fair for a few hour. Instead of people throwing their left overs or uneaten food in the garbage, they could throw it at me or put down my cloths. There would also be a station where you could pay for a pie or some slime to dump/throw at me. Would be best if it had just rained and was muddy. I just think of all the food items available to be used.

- Going in a proper, TV-style gunge tank (that seems to be a popular reply here!)
- Being in a public pie toss with girls, all of us wearing trash bags and getting loads of cream pies with sauces
- Pied and gunged in a pillory
- Chair tied in a plastic coverall suit, which is filled up until totally full of all kinds of mess
- Tying up a girl or a femme looking boy and totally trashing them.

What I've done

Pretty much most of the common WAM practices except playing with a dunk tank or mudlarking in a natural mud flat. I've built a number of gunge tanks with various different special features that I've both gunged others in and been gunged myself. I've done a whole bunch of pie, gunge and food scenes both off and on camera (most of which were for private viewing only) with another person ranging in tone from playful slapstick to super humiliating, from fully clothed to XXX-rated filth.

Whilst I've done a wide variety of things I've only done messy things with a handful of people. Again a personal choice. I personally have found that how satisfying a scene is has less to do with the actual content of the scene but rather who you're doing it with. I've tried doing personal favourites with people that I didn't quite click with which turned out rather meh whilst scene ideas I didn't think would be up my street have with someone that I shared the same vibe with turned out awesome. As such I much prefer being able to explore many different scene ideas with a person I have a great connection with than do the same scene over and over again with different people and that goes for all of kink and sex, not just WAM. One of the many comparisons I make to life often being like a game is that how enjoyable it is will often depend on who you choose to share the experience with.



WAM/Kink Bucket list
(A lot of my bucket list of WAM ideas have since become intertwined with other kinky ideas on my bucket list hence the WAM/Kink bit - apologies for the length. Fair warning this will to many people be very weird to the point of descending into madness so strap in folks and brace for impact...)

Gamified Kink Relationship

Top of my kinky bucket list is to find a woman to create a long term kinky gamified relationship with. What do I mean by a gamified relationship then? I mean everything you would come to expect from a relationship emotional intimacy, sex and pursuing life goals together but adding a gamified twist. This may sound revolutionary on the surface but D/s relationships already bring rewards, punishments and service agreements to a relationship dynamic. I'm just exchanging the rewards for prizes, punishments for forfeits, turning service or chores into challenges and occasionally adding a little bit of luck with a roll of dice, spinning a wheel or drawing a card.

For more concrete examples I'm talking about having a weekly game night in which the loser from the previous week gets to pick a game and the winner gets to dominate the loser for a week. I'm talking about using gamification to turn boring chores and tasks into fun little games and challenges. For instance loading or unloading the dishwasher whilst wearing nipple clamp bells whilst a phone with an app that will make it vibrate whenever it hears a sound over 50 db. If the player completes the task without setting the buzzer off 3 or more times they win a warm bubble bath whilst being fed grapes or their favourite sweets on command but if they set it off 3 or more times they instead get a cold shower in their clothes with one minute in the shower for every time the buzzer went off. I'm talking about using games to help motivate each other towards our personal life goals by breaking our goals down (eg writing a book) into smaller step goals (eg writing 100 words a day) and then having each other draw a reward card whenever we reach the step goal or draw a punishment card whenever we miss a step goal from their respective decks of kinky cards.

Whilst this kinky gamified relationship would feature a number of WAM based games as that is where I first started making games I've since been exploring more and more kinks and so they would encompass a wide variety of games not just out of variety and exploration but also necessity as from a practicality point of view the set-up time, clean-up effort and costs of WAM substances mean WAM games wouldn't be a good daily activity but would work nicely say monthly whereas other kinky activities with lower set-up time & effort more regular features. It also helps that say if you were going to tie them to a sex machine and tickle them with a feather duster that once you have the equipment you don't have an ongoing running cost of having to replace them every scene like you do with WAM substances that are, with the exception of water and using a mucky bucket of leftovers scooped from the floor from a previous scene largely one use.

But most of the remainder of my WAM bucket list extends from this idea from the many numerous messy game ideas for the relationship to some of my more off the wall ideas. I know many of these will sound insane they certainly are way outside of what is normal but fuck it I've A.D.H.D. and I've tried being normal, turns out to be quite boring so screw it I'm looking not for the easy or the hard way but the fun way instead. Though I'm aware these are highly unlikely (whilst it is good to have lofty goals honestly if I was able to build a gamified relationship with someone awesome that only accomplish just 10% of ideas on my list that would still be totally fucking awesome), I could go on with a whole bunch of the more practical messy game ideas but for novelty value how about I take a few from the completely totally bananas end of my list for if I'm going to waffle on a lot the wildest and most outlandish things on the list will probably be what most people find the most entertaining to read. If I'm going to struggle to be brief, may as well be entertaining with it...


Confetti or Spaghetti - Battle of the Sexes Stag/Hen party and messy Collaring Ceremony

So I had an idea for a fun little collaring ceremony-like game say perhaps to commemorate moving in together or something that we'd invite any kinky friends we'd made (How we've made those friends could depend on which direction we both agree we'd want our relationship to evolve perhaps they are just friends we'd made from the local kink scene or perhaps they could be some other couples that we have a monthly kinky game night with either for our personal amusement or if we're all equally insane to make videos like the YouTube challenge channels like Team Edge but with kinkier more explicit forfeits for an adult audience on something like PornHub to shoehorn in another of the more outlandish and unlikely ideas) to. But as our gamified dynamic means we'd both be switches we'd have like a joint hen and stag party in a battle of the sexes games night with my being team captain for the boys and my partner being team captain for the girls. The team captain of the winning side would for the collaring ceremony get to play the part of the dominant, dressing up accordingly as the dom/domme and the guests at the end getting to shower them with confetti and rice whilst the team captain of the losing side takes the submissive role in the ceremony, wears a wedding dress and at the end the guests get to chuck buckets of rice pudding and spaghetti over them.


Building a house with hidden kinky delights

But possibly my most outlandish idea involves eventually getting our own house built together. Whilst keeping to a reasonable sized plot of land to be potentially possible and with most of the floor space still free for her to design as she wishes I've drawn up some plans involving some ideas (both kinky and non-kinky) that I think would be cool to include but I'll stick with just some of the kinky ideas for this post. Ideas include the main master bedroom having a walking wardrobe/dressing room which behind one of the clothing rails has a hidden sliding door leading to a secret kinky bedroom/dungeon. A basement wet room that doubles as a WAM playroom including a variation on previous plans for my "ultimate gunge tank," design (https://umd.net/profile/id/110499/section/photos/album/gunge-tank-mk3-rough-plan) which has been disguised as adjoining shower and toilet cubicles but for those in the know about how to fill the hidden gunge tanks and slide out the adjoining wall either for carwash mode or for glory hole gunge tank game will know it has a different purpose (though shower in the shower cubicle bit would still be functional). Also in the wet room would be one of those endless jet pools either for 1 or 2 people for swimming on most occasions but above it fixed to the wall would be a fold down dunk tank seat.


Kinky Relief

So I could go on but I've already blathered on enough writing too many words again and by 90% of people will already think I'm totally insane and the other 10% unsure what side of the insane/genius line I'm on. But as I say I got bored of doing "normal" long ago, I've accepted that my kinks and things like my A.D.H.D. make me weird so I'm embracing it. As the saying goes you only live once. May as well have some fun alongside making the world a better place ooh which reminds me of my idea to try organise a Kinky Relief sort of a sex positive kinky version of Comic Relief for people in the kink community to do sponsored kinky challenges: charitable pie booths at local dungeon, spankathons etc to raise money for things like sexual health charities, but as I say I've blathered on enough and my list of questionably insane yet practically feasible ideas would fill a number of large books so have to stop somewhere. May as well be on this idea that simultaneously involves having fun whilst doing something to help make the world a better place.

And to be fair whilst many of these are really outlandish dreams and the likelihood of finding a partner interested in such an insane gamified relationship I'm now satisfied enough with myself that if within 5 years I can't find someone compatible to build something remotely close to it I'll happily bugger off to a distant part of the world to devote the rest of my life to some charitable or conservation cause. Anyhu time for me to shut up.

Honestly, I'd love to have a multi girl piefight with about 100 pies, I'd also love to do a video shoot with Ken, Rich, or messygirl or be on the piezone and experience slime for the first time, other than that, get pied 50 pies

Great scene. I would be around all the time, dumping rotten food on you!

Mud tug of war and to go flailing into the mud