Just curious what people's WAM kryptonite is, i.e. what do you definately not want over your head?

Mine is fresh tomato based stuff and things similar to salad cream.

Tomato soup.
Feels nice but the smell makes me wretch. I can stomach anything else even if I don't like it (for D/s WAM).

I think it's just strong smells for me.

Kryptonite.

It only becomes a liquid at 4775 C.

That stings a bit when it hits the skin!

Bodily fluids of any type. A) not enough volume and B)...just nah

Mustard the smell, how anyone eats it I dunno

Lava, yeah, definitely lava. Oh, and Liquid Nitrogen too.

does this rule out magma too? or is it only once it's breached the surface?

Sorry. I don't need any of this crap-tonite.

Shaving cream pies. There's something about it that ruins it for me.

Salted mess(beans, tomato, etc.) So as shaving cream. I like only candy stuff for mess(pies, cakes). It tastes much better in the skin of women.

ANything savoury, especially beans or anything with cheese
Oh and not a great fan of porridge as a wam substance. Prefer to eat it

Ketchup. Fuck that.

Second for gross, smelly, stingy, savoury condiments.

Echoing what ive put on previous posts, there was a session where the other (really nice, lovely, kind) guy really REALLY wanted to give me a 'nasty' gunging. I went for it...and yeah, i hated it, but i could kinda enjoy it by proxy.

UNTIL a catering size vat of something i absolutely CANNOT stand (bad experience in infancy i think, as it is borderline phobia for me, i just can't eat or be near this food) got dumped all over me. I didn't know it was coming. Gag reflex into overdrive, i was actually sick....not fun. Not his fault, but a WAM lesson learned!!!

Savory, with 2 exceptions: eggs are one of my favorites, and although I haven't tried it yet, I wouldn't rule out baked beans; really curious about the mixed consistency of a sauce containing a solid that's also sqishable.

Beans are one of those things I'd try if they did not stink.

Anything that is savory pretty much. I can't do eggs.. tried it, just can't do them. Condiments too, especially mayo.

To be honest I haven't yet come up against something I despise (apart from flour & water, as it WRECKS your clothes!).

I've always fancied the idea of a totally humiliating gunging using all kinds of foul and smelly stuff.

Now if anyone wants to oblige...

Custard.
Yes, I found out the hard way how much I hate it.

(after that, I couldn't even WATCH a custard scene again)

Gotta echo all the savory comments. Watching stuff like mayo or ketchup used in WAM just makes me wanna gag.

BBQ sauce - too salty and oily.

I've tried most stuff. And a few of my worst are: soy sauce, vegetable sauce, used motor oil, industrial grease, food garbage from a dumpster, rotten fish from a restaurant.

I think out of all of those that I've tried the worst was the food garbage or the rotten fish. I smelled terrible for like a week after both of those.

Not so much a substance, but the one thing that is guaranteed to make me utterly hate a scene is anything to do with toilets. Toilets are for piss and poop, the idea of any kind of WAM involving a toilet makes me want to throw up. A bathroom where there is a loo, even visible in the edge of the shot, but the WAM takes place in the bath or shower, fine. But anything where the WAM actually involves the toilet? Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.