I figured it out by adding up the following:

1. He said his mom looks like Bea Arthur.

2. The man below is Dan Saks, Bea Arthur's son.

3. Therefore, Regis must look like this!

It's so simple!

And to keep this WAM related and Regis-related, I am asking you folks to post a mud picture you love, like I did.

Will this do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjQtzV9IZ0Q

This I think

https://media.giphy.com/media/tzjlWGyoo1Jug/giphy.gif

Can't allow Bozo1 to get away with posting that without also posting this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftb09o6O7sw

Wow. And I thought *I* had too much time on my hands!

I couldn't sleep and there was nothing on TV.

This site needs more chairman Mao content

Ask & ye shall receive:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Pju1dh_zk

Come on Regis, we all know that wasn't "time" on your hands.

Given the choice between this thread and another poll, I think you made the right call.

https://youtu.be/MWBjwgxEawo

Jonestown speeches, little red book quotes and the soothing sounds of Alabama 3. Now this is the quality content I crave

My secret crush on Regis has only been strengthened by this revelation.

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You might be the 'dirtiest' woman on UMD.