MY TOP THREE ARE
JENNIFER ANISTON
KALEY CUOCO
JENNIFER LOPEZ

Top 5
1) Scarlett Johansson
2) Anna Kendrick
3) Jennifer Lawrence
4) Kaley Cuoco
5) Elizabeth Olsen

Honorable Mention: Stephanie Beatriz (from Brooklyn Nine Nine)

GREAT PICKS

Julia Roberts
Amanda Peet
Kate Winslet
Kristen Stewart
Jenny McCarthy

Points for the Stephanie Beatriz call!

Frankly, that's generally how i roll - yes, it would be wonderful to see someone as sexy/gorgeous as Scar Jo get a cream pie in the face, do not get me wrong.

But on the other hand, some of those stars are just so "big", it's like - eh, that's almost par for the course of acting. And i've seen them in such ubiquity...

Hotter/cooler is the idea of someone slightly off to the side, a la Stephanie B.

That said, Jennifer Lawrence is so beautiful and seems so "fuck yeah!" cool that it would prob barely phase her/she'd be super into it, and that makes that situation hotter, for sure. Like, of all celebrities, in some way i can totally see Jennifer Lawrence being into having a full-on pie fight.

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez ,etc. etc... Eh, sure. Why not. Of course...!

I will say, the whole Jennifer Aniston on ELLEN/Jen Garner on Fallon thing is far closer to throwing/receiving pies than ever imagined some of those women getting.

JY

Amanda Peet - good call.

I kinda wish someone would pie Kim Kardashian, whose ubiquity seems unending, and at least us WAMmers would get something out of it for once.

Maybe some of these:

https://umd.net/forums/what-is-your-ultimate-celebrit

Or these:

https://umd.net/forums/celebrities-you-wanna-see-mess

Or these:

https://umd.net/forums/celebrity-youd-want-to-make

indeed!

Elisha Cuthbert
Bruna Marquezine(brazilian actress/celebrity)
Chrissy Teigan
Gisele Bündchen
Simone Simons
Emma Stone
Sofia Vergara
Jessica Alba
Keri Russell
Gal Gadot

That's a great call on Elisha Cuthbert MatheusPiefan! I would say Amy Adams myself, along with a multitude of British TV actresses & presenters (irks me no end that despite Doctor Who being one of our most famous & popular programmes & known world-wide, Jenna Coleman is never pied or gunged on Red Nose Day. How much money would that raise?!)

Gal Gadot is one of the best choices i've seen so far.

SUPER hot -- those eyes! -- and i like brunettes a lot, especially if they have a touch or mix of Euro/Mediterranean/Middle Eastern.

So, again: someone please pie Kim Kardashian (which would be satisfying on a few levels).

JY

Taylor Swift.

this girl

Frankie Bridge from "The Saturdays"

i think comic actress vs. "regular/dramatic actress" is part of it for me.

i would love to see any of the ladies from Broad City or SNL or Community pied, but it also wouldn't be entirely out of character/all that surprising. Like it was super cool that Elizabeth Banks took one, but almost less of a "get" because she seems like one of the more game comic actresses out there for such hijinks.

whereas, Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlet Jo getting pied in the face would definitely be a "whoa!" moment.

also, whoever that girl that CalGunge posted above -- i dig. no idea who she is, but the answer is: "Yes!"

JY

I still would like to see Taraji P. Henson (a.k.a. Cookie from "Empire") as well as the one female character she nicknamed "Honey Boo-Boo Kitty", who is very attractive in her own right ( which I forgot her name), reenact the infamous fight scene from, but as a pie fight in which they both get pied. Also, other possible celebrity pie targets include Ariana Grande, All of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Beverly Hills, New York/New Jersey and Keisha Knight-Pulliam.

Most of them?
ok, I think my choises are:
Amy Adams
Amanda Peet
Evangeline Lilly
Megan Fox
Kate Beckinsale

and I have a thing about Sasha Grey gettin' pied. There are a lot of porn stars pied or involved in messy stuff (food, slime) in xxx movies. But I never saw Sasha doing something messy (except her face covered in you know what other substance).

"and I have a thing about Sasha Grey gettin' pied. There are a lot of porn stars pied or involved in messy stuff (food, slime) in xxx movies. But I never saw Sasha doing something messy (except her face covered in you know what other substance)."

Don't even get me started on porn stars...

Sasha would be right toward top of the list, although she's no longer in porn. Still, she's gorgeous.

At the moment, i would love to see August Ames pied, and there's a few others as well. Actually, because of this site, i keep stumbling upon camgirls/livestream girls, etc., and there's sort of a neverending run of them, and almost all of them are sexy, gorgeous, unique, daring, or some combination thereof. (New favorite: Stoni Ray. Seriously, do yourself a favor...)

One of my all time adorable-sexy favorites, Taylor Rain, once took a pie, but it was from the Ass Cream Pies series and, much as I want to love it (and i kind of do), the pie quality could've been so much better. But then that is the "yay/boo" of the ACP series, for those who know of what I speak.

JY

Below is one of stewy18's Messygirl GIFs modified with an invisible face, then superimposed on a GIF of J-Lo's face using some web tricks. Should work with any face provided the size and positioning sync up:
EDIT: Hey it works (for me anyway)! The original GIF of Lane is here: https://umd.net/forums/gifs-to-help-celebrate-18-year

Smess -

Who is the first pie/person? I love the exhausted "huff/sigh" slash pie-spit-out after the hit! Great...

JY

Victoria Justice
Carrie Underwood
Kaley Cuoco
Kate Upton
Arianny Celeste

Sponge Bob, The Pillsbury Dough Boy (possibly redundant), Soupy Sales and one other cartoon character...........Pamela Geller.


Robby
WAMma Lamma Pie
www.wammalamapie.com

www.shepiestheguy.com

I'd say the Pillsbury Dough Boy has already been involved in a lot of pies, if you know what I mean!

Norman

Maria Barsalis. She's a somewhat well known socialite in Toronto.
And she wears her hair like that pretty regularly.

What celebrities would I like to see pied?

All the ones I find attractive.

A live action remake of the old WB cartoon 'Daffy Dilly' with Natalie Portman taking Daffy's place would be a good start.

Definitely these two.

I'll give you five of my favourites: Mia Coldheart, Mellisa Clarke, Charli XCX, Charlotte Wessels, Cristina Scabbia.

Katy Perry

My top five:
Emma Roberts, Emma watson, Anne Hathaway, Kylie Minogue and Emily Ratajkowski.

Law & Order Hotties Elisabeth Rohm, Milena Govich, Alana de la Garza, Stephanie March, Diane Neal.

Too many celebrities not enough pies. Too many beautiful women come to that!

My Favourites would be

Martine McCutcheon
Emma Bunton
Holly Willoughby (I know she has been pied loads but I want a go)

They are the top 3 but there are loads more.