Frankly, that's generally how i roll - yes, it would be wonderful to see someone as sexy/gorgeous as Scar Jo get a cream pie in the face, do not get me wrong.
But on the other hand, some of those stars are just so "big", it's like - eh, that's almost par for the course of acting. And i've seen them in such ubiquity...
Hotter/cooler is the idea of someone slightly off to the side, a la Stephanie B.
That said, Jennifer Lawrence is so beautiful and seems so "fuck yeah!" cool that it would prob barely phase her/she'd be super into it, and that makes that situation hotter, for sure. Like, of all celebrities, in some way i can totally see Jennifer Lawrence being into having a full-on pie fight.
Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez ,etc. etc... Eh, sure. Why not. Of course...!
I will say, the whole Jennifer Aniston on ELLEN/Jen Garner on Fallon thing is far closer to throwing/receiving pies than ever imagined some of those women getting.
Elisha Cuthbert Bruna Marquezine(brazilian actress/celebrity) Chrissy Teigan Gisele Bündchen Simone Simons Emma Stone Sofia Vergara Jessica Alba Keri Russell Gal Gadot
That's a great call on Elisha Cuthbert MatheusPiefan! I would say Amy Adams myself, along with a multitude of British TV actresses & presenters (irks me no end that despite Doctor Who being one of our most famous & popular programmes & known world-wide, Jenna Coleman is never pied or gunged on Red Nose Day. How much money would that raise?!)
i think comic actress vs. "regular/dramatic actress" is part of it for me.
i would love to see any of the ladies from Broad City or SNL or Community pied, but it also wouldn't be entirely out of character/all that surprising. Like it was super cool that Elizabeth Banks took one, but almost less of a "get" because she seems like one of the more game comic actresses out there for such hijinks.
whereas, Jennifer Lawrence or Scarlet Jo getting pied in the face would definitely be a "whoa!" moment.
also, whoever that girl that CalGunge posted above -- i dig. no idea who she is, but the answer is: "Yes!"
I still would like to see Taraji P. Henson (a.k.a. Cookie from "Empire") as well as the one female character she nicknamed "Honey Boo-Boo Kitty", who is very attractive in her own right ( which I forgot her name), reenact the infamous fight scene from, but as a pie fight in which they both get pied. Also, other possible celebrity pie targets include Ariana Grande, All of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Beverly Hills, New York/New Jersey and Keisha Knight-Pulliam.
Most of them? ok, I think my choises are: Amy Adams Amanda Peet Evangeline Lilly Megan Fox Kate Beckinsale
and I have a thing about Sasha Grey gettin' pied. There are a lot of porn stars pied or involved in messy stuff (food, slime) in xxx movies. But I never saw Sasha doing something messy (except her face covered in you know what other substance).
"and I have a thing about Sasha Grey gettin' pied. There are a lot of porn stars pied or involved in messy stuff (food, slime) in xxx movies. But I never saw Sasha doing something messy (except her face covered in you know what other substance)."
Don't even get me started on porn stars...
Sasha would be right toward top of the list, although she's no longer in porn. Still, she's gorgeous.
At the moment, i would love to see August Ames pied, and there's a few others as well. Actually, because of this site, i keep stumbling upon camgirls/livestream girls, etc., and there's sort of a neverending run of them, and almost all of them are sexy, gorgeous, unique, daring, or some combination thereof. (New favorite: Stoni Ray. Seriously, do yourself a favor...)
One of my all time adorable-sexy favorites, Taylor Rain, once took a pie, but it was from the Ass Cream Pies series and, much as I want to love it (and i kind of do), the pie quality could've been so much better. But then that is the "yay/boo" of the ACP series, for those who know of what I speak.
Below is one of stewy18's Messygirl GIFs modified with an invisible face, then superimposed on a GIF of J-Lo's face using some web tricks. Should work with any face provided the size and positioning sync up:
EDIT: Hey it works (for me anyway)! The original GIF of Lane is here: https://umd.net/forums/gifs-to-help-celebrate-18-year