So my girlfriend and I recently experimented with some thick slime (icing mixture cake mixture oil a little bit of milk) and we had the trouble of it creating flour "beads" on her pubic and fine leg hairs.

What can we add/remove to make sure this doesnt happen?

Also feel free to drop in your recipes too, we prefer thick slime over thin (like runny icing) and prefer it to be a sweet food

Shave? Although I think the conventional method is to make sure that the hairy flesh, if wet, is previously wetted with a product containing oil or lanolin. Water and flour makes exceedingly good croutons whether in a dish or in the hair. - your choice. The erotic value of tipping a bag of flour over the wet hair of a mate can fade in the clean up time. This applies to any part of the body. I also understand the professionals, if flour and water mix in the hair use a LOT of hair conditioner in the clean up process.

I am sure one of them will be along in a minute or two to confirm this.

adding oil def helps, i have found not baking anything also helps, but maybe i just am a shitty baker?
I have had big issues with jello and baked pudding and clumps of stuff

I have never had a problem with cake batter, with just water added. It may be that adding other things in throws off the balance of oil and flour. The great thing about cake batter is you can mix it to various consistencies. Just be sure to mix it well, and spatula the sides and bottom so any dry mix gets into the wet batter.

I've only had this problem when using straight flour style gunge and haven't had much issue since moving to cake mix(boxed). Might have to add the flour slower and mix well.