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"well, this wedding got fucked up... slapstick, trash and slash gowns!"
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HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!
Dixie is a pro when it comes to ad lib slapstick stuff. this scene, i am a fucking horrible bridezilla, but, i mean, everyone has quit, caterers have left half done food in our photo area, my hair is half done, im dressed and everything has gone awry....and alas, Dixie's dumb ass sits a pie in a chair and durp a duuuurrp! I sit in it....after grabbing her hair and pulling her into the room of food i proceed to fuck her up, and she retaliates! lots of GASPS! YOU WOUDLNT DARE! HOW COULD YOU??!! it was a blast but WAY CRAZY to rip and ruin these super expensive dresses, FOR REAL! That wedding gown retails at 6 grand. crazy!!! ENJOY!!! ONLY 9.99!!!
Dixie is a pro when it comes to ad lib slapstick stuff. this scene, i am a fucking horrible bridezilla, but, i mean, everyone has quit, caterers have left half done food in our photo area, my hair is half done, im dressed and everything has gone awry....and alas, Dixie's dumb ass sits a pie in a chair and durp a duuuurrp! I sit in it....after grabbing her hair and pulling her into the room of food i proceed to fuck her up, and she retaliates! lots of GASPS! YOU WOUDLNT DARE! HOW COULD YOU??!! it was a blast but WAY CRAZY to rip and ruin these super expensive dresses, FOR REAL! That wedding gown retails at 6 grand. crazy!!! ENJOY!!! ONLY 9.99!!!
Trash+slash! The Wedding Ruined+the Gowns!
My wedding was ruined... caterers quit, left all the food in my hotel room, im half ready, my bridesmaid, Dixie, is scurrying to find a place for everything... the caterers have left all the food half done in the area we had marked off to take pictures! The photographer quit! Everything had gone to hell! While Dixie is scurrying to move things around she sits a pie in a chair... mind you, I am in my 6, 000 dollar dress, gloves, gorgeous white stockings, and heels... I am famished and I go sit down to vent and bitch because im a total bridezilla... where she has sat this pie? I sit... I am livid! why would she sit A pie IN A stepladder chair?! I get up and im looking in the mirror at the butt of my dress, totally unfixable... in chocolate and cool whip pie... Dixie tries to get rude with me! its MY wedding! IT was just ruined even more SO! I grab her by her hair bun and drag her ass into the room with all the food, supposed to be our "picture room" but the caterers left all half done food in there! Well, I see this as an opportunity to shut her smart ass mouth. She keeps going on and on! Like IM the bitch! (scoff!) how dare she? SO, by this point, i know my wedding is mostly ruined and i just pick up the first thing pie I see and shut her mouth... she is in total shock. She comes back at me with a pie! I cannot believe it! now my wedding IS totally ruined! She proceeds to run her mouth and tell me my husband was only marrying me for my daddys money! what?! After that, it is game time, we are destroying eachother with not only food, but words! She wouldnt dare! how dare she?! how could she?! completely ruin such an expensive dress but im ruining her bridesmaid dress i paid for in the process... and its gorgeous... pies, chocolate from the chocolate fountain, un baked chocolate cake batter, chocolate, blueberry and caramel filled pies...
we pull down eachothers tops, pie eachothers tits... and by this time, its just a free for all of who can fuck up the other person... who can be the most rude! Sweet dixie? yeah right! i cannot stop gasping at her rude! ruining my satin gloves! my silky thigh high crisp white stockings! Anyway, it gets to a point where we are fucked and the cats out of the bag my husband sucks... so, I grab scissors to rip her dress to shreds because im mad... but then i end up just ripping my own too... and gaining great pleasure in it! I cant believe what we have done! its a huge mess, messing up some high end gowns!
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My wedding was ruined... caterers quit, left all the food in my hotel room, im half ready, my bridesmaid, Dixie, is scurrying to find a place for everything... the caterers have left all the food half done in the area we had marked off to take pictures! The photographer quit! Everything had gone to hell! While Dixie is scurrying to move things around she sits a pie in a chair... mind you, I am in my 6, 000 dollar dress, gloves, gorgeous white stockings, and heels... I am famished and I go sit down to vent and bitch because im a total bridezilla... where she has sat this pie? I sit... I am livid! why would she sit A pie IN A stepladder chair?! I get up and im looking in the mirror at the butt of my dress, totally unfixable... in chocolate and cool whip pie... Dixie tries to get rude with me! its MY wedding! IT was just ruined even more SO! I grab her by her hair bun and drag her ass into the room with all the food, supposed to be our "picture room" but the caterers left all half done food in there! Well, I see this as an opportunity to shut her smart ass mouth. She keeps going on and on! Like IM the bitch! (scoff!) how dare she? SO, by this point, i know my wedding is mostly ruined and i just pick up the first thing pie I see and shut her mouth... she is in total shock. She comes back at me with a pie! I cannot believe it! now my wedding IS totally ruined! She proceeds to run her mouth and tell me my husband was only marrying me for my daddys money! what?! After that, it is game time, we are destroying eachother with not only food, but words! She wouldnt dare! how dare she?! how could she?! completely ruin such an expensive dress but im ruining her bridesmaid dress i paid for in the process... and its gorgeous... pies, chocolate from the chocolate fountain, un baked chocolate cake batter, chocolate, blueberry and caramel filled pies...
we pull down eachothers tops, pie eachothers tits... and by this time, its just a free for all of who can fuck up the other person... who can be the most rude! Sweet dixie? yeah right! i cannot stop gasping at her rude! ruining my satin gloves! my silky thigh high crisp white stockings! Anyway, it gets to a point where we are fucked and the cats out of the bag my husband sucks... so, I grab scissors to rip her dress to shreds because im mad... but then i end up just ripping my own too... and gaining great pleasure in it! I cant believe what we have done! its a huge mess, messing up some high end gowns!
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There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
moho said: WOW!! It remains me a lot my custom with you two!!
I wish you shut her mouth with a pie on it!!!
Good job!!
I wish you shut her mouth with a pie on it!!!
Good job!!
i have been waiting to trash and slash that gorgeous wedding gown since like 2014!!! so, it was CRAZY HELLA FUN to do!!!
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
thank you! i did not do my own screen grabs for this one......
i wish i would have so i could have captured more of the pointing and laughing for you guys bc there was a lot of it!! haha! it was a really fun one. naomi shot this for us and was helping clean up and mumbling under her breath "well they didnt try to hard to keep it on the tarp...." no, we didnt....
hahaha! it was a good time!
i wish i would have so i could have captured more of the pointing and laughing for you guys bc there was a lot of it!! haha! it was a really fun one. naomi shot this for us and was helping clean up and mumbling under her breath "well they didnt try to hard to keep it on the tarp...." no, we didnt....
hahaha! it was a good time!
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
This might be one of the first really good tit-for-tat pie fights I've seen in a long while, both because of the outfits and the acting. Legit nearly spit out my coffee when you were going to sit down and Dixie went, "When you go to get ready, then you're gonna have to uh...ju ju ju...get..." :Jayce sits: "...duuuuuude." and your face went from pissed off to, "What the fuck did I just sit in?"
sadblue said: This might be one of the first really good tit-for-tat pie fights I've seen in a long while, both because of the outfits and the acting. Legit nearly spit out my coffee when you were going to sit down and Dixie went, "When you go to get ready, then you're gonna have to uh...ju ju ju...get..." :Jayce sits: "...duuuuuude." and your face went from pissed off to, "What the fuck did I just sit in?"
well thank you!!! that is an honor to have such a great compliment from you!! thank you so much
we have a lot of fun and dixie is great to do these with!There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
Slash and Trash....one of the great comedy teams of all time.
I never knew what he did before he was wiht Guns N Roses.
I never knew what he did before he was wiht Guns N Roses.
RobbyWLP said: Slash and Trash....one of the great comedy teams of all time.
I never knew what he did before he was wiht Guns N Roses.
I never knew what he did before he was wiht Guns N Roses.
ME.
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
Did everybody see that? Jayce made a sex joke.
Speaking of sex jokes.....let me tell you about my life....
Speaking of sex jokes.....let me tell you about my life....
RobbyWLP said: Did everybody see that? Jayce made a sex joke.
Speaking of sex jokes.....let me tell you about my life....
Speaking of sex jokes.....let me tell you about my life....
its cool robby. i gotta dust my cobwebs before i shoot a video where i have fun with a random toy....its alll good. me and you, all day brother. soul sistas. lol
everyone thinks because of what i do....i guess that im getting dick all the time?? no. matter of fact there have been times when i lived in ariels area that i was like "girl, im getting more action from YOU" LOL BUT, that being said, i am doing a new thing now with customs for the ladies. so, you can ASK for more "risque" stuff from dixie or naomi....which naomi really goes for it to be honest.....she doesnt mind. but what i am doing is if there is something that dixie would prefer to not have up in my store, im giving her that option and talking over, with her, what she wants to do ON CAMERA but NOT in my store. for the customer only. obviously it will be a little pricier bc you wont be able to find it anywhere else but, it is in the works so contact me with something and we will see what her or naomi will do for yas!
oh and i take customs too....with ariel....and jewel....and got some new people coming through soon.
hopefully they will be as rad as the "team" we have so far!! jaycelane0611 @ gmail.com
There isn’t a mess I don’t love!
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