Just interested in ideas for "scenes" with my wife, and wondered how other people set up their WAMming? For me, the advantage of some sort of at least vaguely plausible scene, rather than just diving straight in there with the pies or the gunge is both building the anticipation (which is often half the fun!) and also giving that "resigned acceptance" vibe, which for me is much more sexy than if she simply invites me to mess her up.

We've done variants on the "clumsy waiter" scenario, mock interviews for various "jobs" that could plausibly involve getting messy, even a pretend "tour" of a "treacle factory" with various interactive exhibits! We're not really into dom/sub play, so WAM as a "punishment" probably isn't for us, though I'd be interested to hear how that's worked for others. What other ideas have people had, or do most people just get straight on with it and not faff around with the play-acting?!

Restaraunt manager instructing waitress in how to serve pies was one I did with one of my wam partners, Sally, her dressed as a French maid. Another was where I was interviewing her for a job as a catering manager, her in tight office suit, and where I wanted to see how she would react if it got a bit rowdy with food being thrown

Great thread, have done a bunch over the years.
A shipping desk where they keep delivering the wrong pies, and their policy requires similar payback.
Complaints desk, where a clown attack is re-enacted.
A scripted news presenter, who is reporting on cream pie attacks happening
Clown training classes, bakery break in, caterer resignation meeting ...... all fun in their own way

A bakery customer pied for doing something rude to the baker (my personal favorite is when the customer refuses to extinguish their cigar, which they continue to smoke while getting pied, but each their own). Good luck and have fun!

Very interesting thread but repeated one actually...

I did some of the proposed scenarios mentioned above... The bakey scenario we use is that I demand a pie she didn't have... but I insist too much and she goes to fetch one but when she comes back, she asks me if I really want it... well, you can imagine the rest...

And I like to recreate the Singin' in the rain pie scene... I love to tease her about how bad actress she is and I laugh at her... then, she says the sentence "Actually I've learned something from the movies..."

And I love when my wife tells me a scenario we could do... even most of them never have done eventually...

I'm eager to hear more scenarios!!

Loving the ideas here, will definitely have to try some of them out. A couple more which come to mind that we've done together in the past. Some "DIY", pretending to do some painting together - she gets some paint on me, I get her back, etc etc. And another where we pretended she was thinking about taking a job as a primary school teacher. "Hmm", I said, "but have you considered just how messy that could get"? "No, what could possibly happen?" came the reply, so I showed her, with glue, paint, mud, food... That was good fun!

Just remembered another one, a damsel in distress/scream queen horror parody, Sally was in heels and a button through cotton summer dress which was a bit on the small side, I wore a scream horror mask, and she backed away, screaming ( she was doing performing arts at college) and I grabbed her, and started with the pies, then poured a jug of custard over her head,

"Oh no all this food is about to expire! What are we going to do with all of it?"

Love role playing too! a "food tester" job could be cool

Great post
I also love a good storyline , I can't be just messed up for the dale of it.
There has to be a why ?!!!
Some I've acted out in the past are :-

Staff training day at my cafe - I'm meant to be teaching how to serve the perfect pie. Of course I end up wearing them all!

The sales rep - I'm a sales rep for a local custard pie supplier, one of my top customers is comparing that they're not creamy enough.
So , I deliver a new batch and of course she Santa's ti test them out by splatting them into my face.

The Salon - I'm expecting to get my hair all done and instead end up covered in custard, beans , cream. To top it off I receive a pie facial.

The restaurant scene - I refuse to stop smoking in my local restaurant , I'm complaining about the delay and the service. They're complaining bout my constant smoking. My desert still hasn't arrived.
Of course I ordered a large creamy custard pie!
They bring me plenty lol

So many great humiliating scenes , good luck in your adventures xx

Love the idea of acting something out or creating a ruse why the pie fight or whatever has to occur. For us, my partner doesn't like to pretend we're strangers or unknown to each other. We tried rude customer and the waitress pieing me, but I think I took the rudeness too far!! We want to be more authentic and playful.

We do more of having a bet or some reason why the loser has to get pied first, and then the winner takes it too far and then starts the tit for tat. We've kind of settled into a routine of me losing because I like when she starts and teases me!

A couple of things we've done and liked are:
- a fake Monty Python sketch where I call out what to do (we practice beforehand)
- rock paper scissors
- sports bet
- we're baking something together and playfully escalating getting each other messy until a pie fight breaks out
- a classic "give it to me"'style script or other basic setup for one of us to pie the other

Honestly one time I tried to write a script and I kept getting too excited and forgetting what was next! So at most we just create a reason for it to start and go from there, communicating beforehand what I'm looking for this time (she does it entirely for me).

I have an escort I see often and one of our favorites is of a stripper auditioning for a role in the comedy sketches at the burlesque theater where she works.
We combine all the perks that come with a beautiful lady taking all her clothes off with the messy fun that follows after we're both nekkid.

I can relate to this. One way we've found of doing scenes that would normally be two strangers is to assume we're "practising" together for the scenario that would otherwise involve a stranger. So, instead of an actual interview I could, as her husband, be offering to coach her for an upcoming interview. Or instead of a waitress and customer we could be running the restaurant together and practicing what would happen if she did spill food on a customer, etc etc. Maybe worth a try?