If you don't feel like reading, here's the jist: Two redheads are up for the University class election. Both have different ideas for handling the schools cafeteria waste problem.
Candidate 1: Rose-The popular, athletic, and curvy redhead has a simple plan of investing in more trash bins and insisting the kitchen staff make better food.
Candidate 2: Anna- Not as popular or athletic, but also very pretty. Her plan is to move all the food waste outside and use it for compost.
The campaign got personal, and now they are wagering their red locks, and dignity, on how the class (you) votes. One becomes President, the other gets a gross cafeteria leftover shampoo courtesy of the winner.