Not sure why its difficult to find these videos, there's also no tag for them.

pussy filled with honey/pasta/mayo/sand/chocolate, you name it, and then being fucked (even if with a dildo), why is it impossible to find?

Because there aren't any?

Because anatomy and biology dictate that some things don't belong in some places despite what fantasy would have one believe. Invariably there will have been somebody who has done a thing on an occasion or two... but most people enjoy being alive and healthy.

I'm kind of thinking you must be joking or have no idea about a woman's anatomy, but...

I can think of precisely one Japanese lotion DVD from about 2006 where this kind of happens and it isn't food (or sand!). Catalogue number is OPRD-055.

Sand? Seriously? This isn't a torture-porn site, friend.

And there aren't any videos like that because all of those options you mention can potentially lead to infection/sepsis/death.

Although, if you want to see a vagina filled with sand, something tells me the health of the model isn't your main concern.

*Headdesk* You literally asked this rather demanding question the very day you joined UMD. "User's time here: 2 days." The incel energy and sense of entitlement are...something else. That said, cheers to the guys who called this one out, post-haste. (Will forever love my UMD guys!!)

You owe it to yourself to read up on WebMD or somesuch, re: female health. *Content warning ahoy...* Our pH and general health "down there" can be a bit dicey, and I found out the hard way that even having monogamous marital relations whilst trying for a child can lead to a spiked 103-degree fever out of nowhere, blackouts, smacking one's head off the counter at their fast food job and a $9K, thankfully Medicare-funded ambulance ride to the county hospital. Ask me why I know.

So, meanwhile you're asking why women aren't lining up for this like they're giving away Stanley mugs or something...maybe stuff your own, um, personal spaces with honey, pasta, mayo, sand and chocolate in that exact order, then get ##ed and get back to the rest of us on how that went. Shouldn't be that impossible to find.